Jacquelyn Porto

Freelance fashion watcher; Compulsive shopper; Love music; Easily excitable; Immensely ambitious; Very lucky lady in every way.

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@93ip It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something - Samuel Butler

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It'd be kinda funny to see some white supremacist zombie eating a black guy. I'd be all "haha, racist dickhead!" and then I'd probably run.

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I like when a female spreads her pussy lips FOR me.. look ma, NO HANDS! haha ;P

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The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards

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Watch the news..mayor nutter just declared a declaration of emergency smh two people was killed a tree fell on their car ..he said people no

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Accountant #joke What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality

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Waiter #joke Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are

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Hey world, please help me to retweet this link http://t.co/FWIzENf2 RT @ShopColveta

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@whslab The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence - Art Linkletter

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Acts of injustice done Between the setting and the rising sun In history lie like bones, each one - WH Auden

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I'm on a diet? Somebody lied I got a whopper in the car!

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KCK man wins $200k after matching 5 numbers in powerball.didnt get PB but he&his wife are eyeing new car&harley.car broke down last wk

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@Fletaxr855 No one wants advice -- only corroboration - John Steinbeck

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That Glow You Have After You've Been Sucked Real Good.... Yeahhhhhh I Got That Right About Now Haha

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough - Mark Twain

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