Michael Agostino

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@GavinAdcock come play @itsurwiener since they cut your set. We got a basement stage. Let’s go Tigers.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@AmericanAir nothing like a 25 min flight taking over 3.5 hours. No one at the desk is able to help, must go online. Online help is not helpful. By far the worst experience with an airline ever. #flight5899 #letsdelaylongertomakesurewefilltheplane

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@LeadingReport Hope they don’t let this dude back in a few years.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@DanaBeers_ Friend everyone of his friends and send a penny with a note “so and so is keeping my money. Can you tell him he’s a pos and send it back”

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@MilesMcMullen That’s his girl now!

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@ReederJason @deshaunwatson 50 yard line 10 rows up Clemson sideline, remind me to tell you the story next time.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@BarstoolClemson Blackjacks and the Astro, all you can eat crab legs at Sardis, a good goobers burger after a friday night, breezes subs and super taco.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@lil_boatwright Diaper wipes are still in stock most places. Good enough for my baby’s booty it’s good enough for mine.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@lil_boatwright It was loaded today!

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@BarstoolClemson If I was that band I’d be asking to get paid cash in advance 😂

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@lil_boatwright Or South Carolina

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@hancockonetwo Donut connection? Ancheauxs and get a black jack? Beef o Brady’s?

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@zacharybranham4 @SusanQu39017845 @marciousc @Sam24usc @GamecockBasebll It rotates for the next 4 years.

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@eeevansss Where at?

[Greenville Drive @GreenvilleDrive]

#Drive fans, cast your vote today for the beer from @sweetwaterbrew you want to see in the 500 Club for just $2 on Thursdays in April!

[Greenville Drive @GreenvilleDrive]

Something is "brewing" between the #Drive and @13StripesBrew! #yeahTHATgreenville

[Greenville Drive @GreenvilleDrive]

@sweetwaterbrew One lucky fan who purchases the winning beer on Opening Day at #FluorField will receive tickets to Sweet Water 420 Fest later in April!

Details: https://t.co/ZvlHON5K9D

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@theavettbros my wife and I are at the BanjoBQue please play the offering for our anniversary!! #firstdance #Avettsinceday1

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

Whether by boat or car the Honeysuckle lemonade @Soleonthegreen is on point! @CATHEADVodka

[Michael Agostino @CheckMike123]

@daboswinney after the course today stop in & eat @Sole_Augusta a Clemson restaurant and local favorite in Downtown Augusta #eataugusta