Mary

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

Pineapple titties

[black ocean @clitdad]

Also, fuck endometriosis!

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

@clitdad Random but absolutely yes 😂

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I’m absolutely exhausted and still have 2 more people to interview tonight and an inbox full of messages to sort thru. Thankful for the business but struggling with the execution 🤘

[miia @miiagarro]

when someone calls me a self centered bitch but lowkey i am a self centered bitch

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

We vibinnn out here doing our best

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

Girls who wear elf ears fucking scare me

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I woke up at 3am with the worst shocking pain to my head and eyeball. I haven’t felt anything like that in months. To be so terrified and relieved are very conflicting emotions lmao

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

“It’s weird seeing people just chilling without their phones”

High school in 2000s:

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I can’t wait to run away from all my problems and go to NY 😂

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I’m literally just a girl with 5 cats and everyone always knew this was my life’s trajectory

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

@thebrowardbully You are the real MVP. Happy stepping the fuck up day lmao

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

But here we are

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I am sooooo tired 😂 😭
I do not have the capacity to deal with my family today

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

How in the world did I use to do that shit for 12(+) hours I will never know

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

Not me working my first bar shift in over 3 years at the fucking Raymond James Stadium for BTS 😂

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

Heavy on the not wanting to be here part

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I just cried my eyes out because my clients dog died that I’ve been taking care of for a year.
So this job officially fucking sucks 🙃

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

@thebrowardbully Tan line from the 9 pairs of identical yoga shorts I wear 24/7 when I’m working. This is not a fire drill

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I gained 30 pounds and can’t fit a single pair of jeans of I own. This is not an exaggeration. I just tried them all on

[Mary @CheckdaRhime]

I have to go out and buy pants because I have none to wear and apparently haven’t worn a pair in months because wtf