Chef Boy-ar-girl

I just be talking
kind of a backup account. iykyk

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

If I was an elephant in a room and no one addressed me I’d be upset too, first of all it took a lot for me to fit in this room don’t act like I’m not here???

[Chef Boy-ar-girl @CheckhovsButt]

I've mostly weaned myself off of Twitter but I had to come back today because I suspected I was missing @meghanncuniff commentary on the Afroman trial and I was right. Bluesky isn't really built for this sort of thing yet.

[Chef Boy-ar-girl @CheckhovsButt]

@SomaKazima2 This was appointment television when I was growing up.

[Geoff @kwoade]

Some nuanced indications that their dog walker is here

[Chef Boy-ar-girl @CheckhovsButt]

I'm glad there are still funny threads here every once in a while.

[soft tuesdays? (avis) @2ndtetrisblock]

why is everyone in fanfic always moaning and groaning i feel like sex is usually pretty quiet am i crazy am i just having abnormally silent sex...?

[🔮Psychic Warlock Dred | $33 Psychic Readings ♃! @darkvdred]

We have:
Friday 13th
Valentines Day
And
Eclipse all within a few days of each other
🫡

[kowai @iamkowai]

yuta okkotsu petah

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

There is genuinely too much shit going on

[Abby Jasmine @abbyjasmine]

birthday sex is such an insane song to ME

you mean to tell me he had that woman in his crib sipping moet on the couch on her BIRTHDAY???? and the only gift he got her was SEX??????

he hated her omg

[Kentah Gwanjez @GWANJEZ]

The R&B Avengers!

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

sometimes i think i must be getting old because i talk about the weather a lot. but then i remember the weather is fucking insane and makes no sense now. and that used to not be true

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

January is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like it isn’t happening

[Yuqi_non @Yuqi_non]

Dandadan

[Chef Boy-ar-girl @CheckhovsButt]

Tis the season.

[jaboukie's deleted tweets @jaboukiedeleted]

1/20/20 2:21 PM

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

These owl impressions trend got me on the FLOOR LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Also BFFR

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

companies should start making graphics like this for normal jobs. steve from accounting pack your bags brother