Chedwick Ladelle

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[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

Guys, I think I’ve found the one #fromagoonertoaspooner

[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

Wait, the CFB team is really called the Utah Utes? That’s like if it wasn’t the Ducks and it was the Oregon Ores.. maybe that goes hard #noitdoesnt #justiceforpuddles #mascotdiaries

[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

To all the people saying spiders “learn your routines to avoid you in your own home” ..yeah ok, challenge accepted
I’m not even gonna know what I do next from now on #unpredictabull #milch

[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

I hate when people say “H-E-double hockey sticks” because that’s just assuming they’re uppercase #profiling #dei #pleasestopassumingwhattheyareversuswhattheywannabe #phoneticism

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Peeing before a test is basically saying “I don’t need you anymore, leave me, you’re not worthy” #urineoutputinmilliliters

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So much jealousy and cheating in pro basketball call it the Envy A #notgarnettthoughithinkmaybe

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When the cars in the shop go up on the lift or hoist, you know that feels amazing

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Corner of my kitchen smelling like the reefer #dontthinktheneighborsknowismelltheirdope

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Super good new Wells Fargo ad, Larry Fitzgerald got some cake on him now #banking #finance #nohomoquickscopepeekatthedumpy

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By the time LeBron retires he’ll be more than dribbling on the court #benignprostatichyperplasia #balling

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I’m Lincoln Logs like the pipes are connected #hitmyline #foreverhome #backpipebagpipecommunication

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Do the offspring in Shrek 2 have a reduced spice tolerance since they’re only half-dragon? #dronkeys #crossbreeding #digestiveabilities

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Just got some pretzels from the vending machine #SnyderVerse and tried to follow the bag on its way down and almost smacked my face into the glass #firstworldproblems #spooktober2025

[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

If my local Abby’s parking lot was a person, I just know they’d be a bona fide freak #whyaretheoppositesidesparkinginoneachotheritactuallymakesnosense #personificationofinanimateobjects #civilengineering

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How can something frozen be so spicy?
- i say as i eat Trader Joe’s lamb vindaloo
- i say as i look at my girl and her jewelry

[Chedwick Ladelle @ChedwickL]

Is there maybe a third category for bed? What if you use slippers on the floor - does that affect the characterization at all?

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When/where does floor turn into ground? I kinda think it’s ground when it’s outside and floor when it’s inside, the difference being shoe or no shoe contact

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And what about a tent? Does that count as floor or ground?
I think it’s ground and the sleeping bag is floor

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My mom said Tom Cruise has ‘old man eyes’ #62yearsoldbtw

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My oatmeal with vanilla almond butter and blue agave melted my cherry sours in my lunch bag, so dumb #worldproblems #justtrytogoandcatchmeworkingatadesk