I have solved the U.S. budget crisis.
The right want Hillary locked up.
The left want Trump locked up.
We lock them both up as cellmates and charge pay per view.
Crisis solved.
What the fuck is wrong with boomer men?
I'm working retail and this man just told me when I die he wants me to will him my right arm so he can skin it and turn my tattoo into a lamp shade.
This is not fucking okay!
There is nothing in this world that will bring people together more than bitching about the customer support for internet, cable, or cell phones companies.