A Playa Named Cheech

i just be clickin

[A Playa Named Cheech @Cheechsmooth]

@_Chief_Keith10 I’ve been finding straight heat at thrift shops

[ɟɐʌı @faviexx]

ITS A STRONG POSSIBILITY

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[ɟɐʌı @faviexx]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DissidentRexy🦖 @DissidentRexy]

Hi Peter. Quick question what license plate is this Flock camera reading?

[reece @_______reece]

Calling people far right cause they don’t want to be beheaded is the funniest thing ever

[Nikos @nikos_on_yt]

Dice watching the players enjoy the new map in Battlefield 6

[The Buddy CSM @TheBuddyCSM]

“Hey Ranger, quit swinging your legs. I’m trying to fly this thing straight.”

[Fugglet @Fugglet_tv]

New Tarkov Stuff Coming in 2026.
- 20% XP Boost for Unheard Edition LUL.
- Ingame Store.
- Icebreaker in May.
- Lighthouse rework.
- XP Bonus for teams.
- Lowered Max Team Size to 4 from 5.
- Spectator Cam, only on teammates.
- Kills in teams count towards both your quests.
- First 'New Season', Kord Breach, JULY.
- Modifiers and perk selection for each season.
- Seasonal Rewards gives Black Division Clothing.
- Ranked League System on Season Character.
- Mobile Game of Tarkov coming.
- GPS System showing Extracts.
- Quest item locator.
- Refer a Friend Program.
- Norinco QBZ-191 Gun Coming.
- Famas in production.
- Unity 6 after new season.
- Weekly based event system.
- 2 New Maps Coming, end of line and ??
- End of Line may be singleplayer.
- PvE Prestige Coming.
- Free Game Gun Cyclopedia to build guns, test etc. Maybe VR.
- Scav Progression DLC.
- Clan System DLC coming.
- In Season 2, knockouts, revive feature.
- Trader Reputation Rebalance.
- Hideout Rebalance.
- Skill System & Night Raid Overhaul, Maybe Black Division on Night Raids.

Codes for loot:
POWERMOVE
EAGLEEYE
CARGOSHIP

[𝙊𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙠 @oprktr]

>[ f c k c a r t e l s ]

[Blurbs @Blurbstv]

I modded RDR2 so that NPCs have *actual* memories you are forced to watch when they die. Maximum guilt trip.

I may have made a mistake letting Twitch Chat write the scripts however...

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

amazing things happening on the h1b subreddit

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

That fucking shooter could not have picked a worse time. I was next in line to get called, and had a watertight proof that Charlie Kirk was wrong.

[A Playa Named Cheech @Cheechsmooth]

Bit where a guy goes to show you a YouTube video but doesn’t skip the 5 minute long add and keeps checking in with you to make sure you’re still watching

[Unregistered HyperEm 2 @warmaliens]

After losing his final saxophone in the car crash . We hunted all over eBay to find the exact same of his favorite toy…. Today it arrived