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If Plato had a posterior.
Bringing balance to the timeline—brains, buns, and banter.
Office hours: whenever you’re spiraling.

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I’m going to look like a simp for a moment, but hear me out… as someone who was once done wrong by a dealer then eventually became one. If given the chance, silencer shop will go hella far for their customers. Not all dealers are created equal. But if you give Chase or Brandon a chance, bro… trust.

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@hammychez @Doc2Gun Dap for the homie for this one.

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@thecavedaddy From one cheeked up scholar to another, preach.

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@jjreeves @hoplopfheil

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@GTROOPCOREY

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@iamhaleyshane Yall can’t be doing this while rockin’ the Pappas brand like this. Lord no, not to Mike.

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@GTROOPCOREY Sir, your muzzle device has hypothermia.

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@PerryALPHA Homeland Thiccccurity: Stops Traffic and Crime

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@Tactical_review Fixed it for you, my guy.

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@idkwahatimdoing I see my dude took Momento to the next level.

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@elonmusk Europe’s fertility rate is lower than a 10.3 AR at 800 yards. @GarandThumb1 , you’re our only hope—start touring.

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@pdwhite76 @Tactical_review You naughty boy.

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@gunpolicy Not me yesterday with all these free stamp promos. 👀🌚

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Pray tell, what is fair punishment for that? My moral compass is having a seizure right now.

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@QueenAnticommie Sir, your facial hair just tried to colonize my iPhone.

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@davevsgoliath1 You either die a legend or live long enough to drop a diss track on your own credibility. RIP to my dude. 😢

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@AmSuppressor Shoutout to the 215 reps who said “Let the people have quiet.”
To the 214 who didn’t — y’all probably clap when the plane lands.

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@drty_kid Mmm. Short mag long scope energy. This rifle looks like it’s been cycling TRT and watching motivational edits on YouTube at 2AM. @fieldethos am I right, JV?

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@AmSuppressor @GunOwners @SilencerShop Also: shoutout to the 215 reps who said “Let the people have quiet.”
To the 214 who didn’t — y’all probably clap when the plane lands.

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The House just passed a bill to REMOVE suppressors from the NFA.

We’re one Senate vote away from legally shooting in peace without sounding like you slammed a car door on God’s knuckles.

Call your Senators. Use your indoor voice. @AmSuppressor @GunOwners @SilencerShop @silencerco

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@AR15COM Shoutout to the 215 reps who said “Let the people have quiet.”
To the 214 who didn’t — y’all probably clap when the plane lands.
@AmSuppressor @silencerco @GunOwners @gunvids