𝒞 𝐻 𝐼 𝒞 𝒪

🇺🇸 Life ain’t always easy, but it’s sure as hell worth it.

[𝒞 𝐻 𝐼 𝒞 𝒪 @Cheekmill]

I gained a new respect for women yesterday. I decided to order a whole bottle of wine at the bar and about half way through it kicked in and i got hot and felt hammered. Meanwhile y’all girls are out here drinking that shit like it’s water. Y’all have my seal of approval.

[Sean David @chicago_sean20]

One of my favorite memories of Jonathan Toews is when he took over the Western Conference Final in 2015 against Anaheim. The Hawks looked overmatched & were down 3-2 in the series when Toews willed the Hawks to victory. I’m going to miss the Captain. Retirement well earned.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Still one of the greatest debate moments in history. This was the moment Biden was cooked.

“I’ve seen your swing I know your swing”

[Carson Wolf @TheWrigleyWire]

Michael Busch as a Cub:
.254/.348/.466 — .814 OPS
63 HR | 66 2B
182 R | 197 RBI
128 wRC+ | 7.6 fWAR

One of the best first basemen in baseball.

All 63 of his home runs in a Cubs uniform:

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A documentary on the last living Snake preacher in America living in McDowell County West Virginia where members of his church have been bitten and even killed by his snakes is getting released next month.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean O’Malley says he was struggling to keep up with the fire chief during his walkout 😭

“I like to walk out very slow and calm. The guy was putting pace on. He was yelling LET’S F*CK THIS GUY UP!”

(via @arielhelwani)

[SleeperCubs @SleeperCubs]

Highest WAR for all CF in MLB:

4.2 - PCA
4.1 -
4.0 -
3.9 -
3.8 -
3.7 -
3.6 -
3.5 -
3.4 -
3.3 -
3.2 -
3.1 -
3.0 -
2.9 - Byron Buxton

PCA is the best CF in baseball

[Lovable Reunion @LovableReunion]

Yu Darvish’s Cubs tenure may have really taken off when they got him to start ripping between-inning darts during his starts 👀😂

[dank @cptdankkk]

Bill Belichick reveals Antonio Brown cost the Patriots $5,000 in milk during his 11 days in New England

“Tom's very nutrition oriented. Antonio ordered this special milk for Brady. Cost $5,000”

“To make a long story short, it got mixed up and ended up in the mail room for too long. The milk went bad”

“So we go out and get $5,000 worth of this special milk and give it to Brady from Antonio. And now we turn in an expense report for $5,000 worth of milk”

“I didn't want to ruin the relationship between Brown and Brady on this spoiled milk. So we spent $5,000 to replace this milk”

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

the dugout laughing bc jazz got hit in the dick bro im losing it

[BRYSON LEGION @BrysonLegion]

🚨💣Here is Bryson’s drive on 12. Longest of the day.

Average drive today 338. Bryson 427.

Sheesh.

[Everything Ole Miss @EverythingRebs]

You will not see a better sports video today:

Kolby Branch hits a HR for Georgia in his last ever college AB. His brother, on the other team, gets to celebrate with him as he rounds the bases with parents in attendance

What a moment for this family

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE DID IT

Pate State 🤝 @BradArnoldWX

[Michael Marz @MichaelMarz1]

Effingham, Illinois JUST NOW

[LiveCamChaser @LiveCamChaser]

WOW! Check out this time-lapse from an Effingham, #Illinois Live Cam just now of the PDS #Tornado! 🌪️🤯 #ilwx @NWSLincolnIL

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

WATCH: Tornado on the ground in Teutopolis, Illinois.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

THEY DID IT!! WHAT A MOMENT CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!

You can officially call Doitche and White Sox Dave Storm Chasers now!!!

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

GIANT TORNADO near Effingham! Seek shelter NOW if near Teutopolis, Montrose or Dietrich!

[Jonas Hinderer @Jonash1717]

Huge tornado near Charleston, IL! #wx #tornado

[Chris Hall @ChrisHallWx]

Destructive storm now entering Sullivan, Illinois. 78° 6:26pm

@NWSLincolnIL @ryanhallyall

[br_betting @br_betting]

SOMEBODY HIT A $10.2M SLOTS JACKPOT ON A $5 SPIN IN VEGAS 🚨

He was only playing for three minutes 🤯

(via @VitalVegas)