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yeah, yeah, cannibalism started and we’re never going to get that movie after six seasons

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When you’re not ready to commit to a tattoo so you just skin a person and wrap their sleeve around your arm.

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Everyone should be allowed one deck in the face without catching an assault charge

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Do I have an album on my phone of photos of these cars, a spreadsheet with driver descriptions? Maybe!! But I’m not petty so it’s okay 😂😅

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I’m not petty, I’m just really good at memorizing license plates and then not showing any driving courtesy when they show up in my life again 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Artists that treat their albums as one cohesive piece instead of a collection of individual songs are *chefs kiss*

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This is your PSA to listen to Hilary Duff’s Most Wanted album ✨🤗

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If I see you in person and don’t say hi, it’s not because I don’t like you… I just assume you’d be embarrassed to be seen associating with me in public.

Why? Who knows. My brain kind of does it’s own thing 🤷🏽‍♀️

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A random art dump for those on here that care and don’t follow my insta✨

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not too shabby for a “what if I tried…” moment

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✨variations✨

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cannibalism but make it cute 🤗

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Coffee girls who gossip about girls from competing shops loud enough for me to to hear… thank u <3

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Anyone have a copy of “How to not get your heart broken over and over again: friends edition” that I can borrow??

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those 2 minutes when I first wake up before my body remembers it has anxiety… ✨b l i s s✨

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Decided to google myself and found out I’m being sued apparently. Why am I the first defendant listed?! 🙃

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Pt.2

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only drawing self portraits from now on

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the vibe

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illusion of abs brought to you by “girls who have an active gym membership but haven’t gone in a year”

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My sweetest new agent got a shipment in from his “dealer” today. He told me how amazing I was and gave me some. I flipped it over.. “made in Germany”

I just secured a German Chocolate supplier that doesn’t charge me and this is what peaking feels like.

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I really need to stop asking people if they’ll leave their skeleton to me in their will…

“But what about just the skull or a hand??” 🤦🏽‍♀️