Phillip Marashian

Cheeky sarcastic conservative highlighting absurd lack of common sense in politics, illegals, & woke nonsense. Witty exaggerations calling out hypocrisy.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@SenBillCassidy Read the room man. You’re embarrassing yourself

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@GuntherEagleman I’m not saying this isn’t a good thing. However. It just goes to show you to what level America has sunk that this is post worthy and needed to be done and said.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@chriswithans No, this is added bonus

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@Polymarket This means women have been playing in the NBA !!! What a great day for women’s rights!! 🏀 🏀

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@Polymarket This means women have been playing in the NBA !!! What a great day for women’s rights!! 🏀 🏀

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@catturd2 And sadly, since they actually have a chance, shows just how much of a circus this is

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@BasedMikeLee If our Senate was a bunch of 30 and 40 year olds all this would take is a bunch of Red Bull and they could go all night.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@TheBabylonBee I laugh because it’s true

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@iAnonPatriot They’re going to deepfake him, mark my words.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@JamesOKeefeIII Oh it’s an affidavit, well why didn’t you say that before! That fixes everything! 🤣

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@historyinmemes We’ve all been there… you’re on the job, boss introduces his sister and your first reaction is “eh…. Not too sure on this one”

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@Kentuckygirl1 You give them too much credit. I’m sure they’ll figure out a way to do while on recess

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@catturd2 And sadly, since they actually have a chance, shows just how much of a circus this is

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@historyinmemes We’ve all been there… you’re on the job, boss introduces his sister and your first reaction is “eh…. Not too sure on this one”

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

When I am DHS Secretary, Americans will be marked safe from the call to prayer at 4 am and animals will be safe from Halal slaughter.

I will make America safe again.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

He needs to announce The Great Burrito Plan

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: President Trump announces the U.S. will soon pass “The Great Healthcare Plan”

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@TRHLofficial The real issue is whether or not it they are halal burritos

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@MarinaMedvin Top Ramen and an egg… been there.

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@JamesOKeefeIII Oh it’s an affidavit, well why didn’t you say that before! That fixes everything! 🤣

[Phillip Marashian @CheekyMAGA]

@mrddmia I agree on all of this. Problem is, he already did it.

So question is what are you going to do about it?