Cheeky Shawn

Just an alter ego discussing FPL and football in general, don’t take it too seriously.

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@intexcl No chance we sell him too

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

Please tell me there’s no chance in hell we’re selling Hall to United !?

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@ToonTakeover_ @SebEcrivainFoot How could the board even think he’d join us?

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@NUFC_HQ @SebEcrivainFoot No shit

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

This board has one last chance to win me over. That means they need to bring in at least three of Zion Suzuki, Angelo Stiller, Neco Williams and João Gomes. Otherwise, they can go fuck themselves.

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

First Manzambi, now Stiller. This board is completely clueless in the transfer market.

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@hoothoot81 That’s not a player who takes us to the next level. Time to start bringing in some real quality instead.

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

Time for Ross Wilson and co. to step the fuck up. Two deals bottled already. Send Eddie Howe to Mars and let the rebuild finally begin.

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@TotalVilla_ Since when are you rich?

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@MarkWheele77950 Fair play, you’re doing well with very little to work with. Meanwhile, we’ve got all the money in the world and still can’t get our act together. We should probably learn a thing or two from you. 👍

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

How happy are you about the Manzambi deal now?
You’re about to sell your most important player 😂👍

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC #AVFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United are closing in on Youri Tielemans deal from Aston Villa!

Deal at very advanced stages, as @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC report.

Villa accelerated on Johan Manzambi as Tielemans is expected to join #MUFC. 🔜

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@MarkWheele77950 You bought Manzambi and immediately sold Tielemans, doesn’t exactly look like you had loads of room to spend. Just curious, that’s what we’ve been reading online 🤷‍♂️

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@Unai54321 He’s a big loss, for sure! Is this because of the Manzambi deal? How much are you getting for him anyway?

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC United are cooking out of nowhere! 😂
Villa fans didn’t get to celebrate Manzambi for very long 👍

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@Jw_Av04 €70m for the new Amrabat, and now you’re broke too. Congratulations

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

⚫️⚪️🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Morgan Rogers to Newcastle, here we go! Agreement reached with Aston Villa for €85m. Personal terms sealed, long-term deal agreed. Medical to follow. 🤝💣

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@Nufc2Everything €17m for Suzuki is way smarter than spending €50–60m on Trafford. We need to rebuild half the squad

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

@KEVINDENKEYL52 @Jw_Av04 I didn’t say we’d finish above you. I think we’ll both end up having pretty poor seasons

[Cheeky Shawn @CheekyShawnFPL]

This is taking it a bit too far. Let’s wait until the transfer window is closed. But sure, if we don’t bring in any quality signings, we could end up there.

#NewcastleUnited #NUFC

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "Newcastle in the relegation zone?"

Jay Bothroyd is worried for Newcastle United ahead of the new Premier League season.