Cheeky Spouse

Makes art. Music maker @apyxieworm. Makes the tea at @childsdesign. Too many hats to mention at @artisanFT. Grows things.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

@bjork Love your music. Love art. But… I'd love to see you in 'normal' clothes.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

@thetimes Retire at 50??!! I wish! (Now 60) Obviously I'm not in the newspaper's demographic.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Typefaces are tricky things.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Font matters.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

• Feeding it your existential dread
• Bribing it with leftover pizza
• Hosting tiny disco parties inside
• Asking it to file your taxes
• Using it as a time machine to ancient Rome
• Teaching it to “sit” and “roll over.
• Cooking soup upside-down on a bookshelf

[Good Housekeeping UK @GHmagazine]

7 bad habits to break with your slow cooker https://t.co/x5B6QoeyFW

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

@dark_shark I thought you'd posted the wrong photo.
Didn't see Mr Eno sitting off to one side.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Good grief. Now I understand other brands doing this for 'perceived value' tricks, but Lidl?

[Lili 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 @LadyCity_]

10% dessert 90% packaging. @LidlGB where's the rest of it?

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Good. Too many people speed. I saw one of those speed indicators signs flash 60 in a 30 zone when a car zoomed past. And someone's been killed on a pedestrian crossing on my road.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Speed limit could be lowered to 20mph on dozens of roads https://t.co/PTLHkuebSD

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

I'm glad they cost more. It'll stop me being tempted to buy them and then be disappointed.... again. They taste like cack as do Roses, Celebrations, Heroes etc.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

No test #emergencyalert on my phone. Husband got his. Clearly, the government thinks he’s worth saving and I’m just here to make the sandwiches.

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Finally doing something teenage me always dreamed of: going to see @numanofficial live for the first time this November.
Been a fan since I first saw him on Top of the Pops with Tubeway Army.
If his Glastonbury set I watched on TV is anything to go by, it’s going to be brilliant!

[Gary Numan @numanofficial]

Tickets for my Telekon 45th Anniversary tour go on general sale today. Hope to see you there. https://t.co/Dc8ILRdxSR

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Ooh, now may glasses won't press on my nose. Okay… but now I have an annoying, hair-tangling band going around the back of my head.

[Specs-Delight @SpecsDelight]

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[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Imagine snuggling up to a 15th-century aristocrat’s dog for warmth... warm, yes, but also snoring like a drunk uncle and smelling faintly of pond.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 15th century, European aristocrats bred Löwchen dogs to be their living hot water bottles. (📸: Canarian)

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Thought I was watching the follow-up to The Curse (also gold heist, also lodged somewhere in my brain like a forgotten biscuit). Turns out it's The Gold. Different show. Same theme. Still hooked. Probably should’ve watched series one… but here we are.

[Prima Magazine @PrimaMag]

Viewers are all saying the same thing as The Gold returns https://t.co/RhsEJliWtY

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

@paulhartnoll858 Welcome back, Paul! Socials 𝒂𝒓𝒆 Satan, so no blame for escaping the loop. But the brown’s still coming up strong for us old-school fans – glad to see you back in the system. Don’t let the algorithm eat your brain x

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Each time I stay at @DeepdaleCamping I never miss the chance to have one of these pizzas. Bloody delicious!

[Deepdale Camping & Rooms @DeepdaleCamping]

Friday - The Wood Fired Food Co. Pizzas - Street Food

More info: https://t.co/SKlrKXteAK

#lovenorthnorfolk #lovewestnorfolk

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

@Baddiel I've been enjoying the show very much. Sounds like you and me have a similar opinion on death. I'm nearly 60, my Mum passed away last month and that's confirmed that death sucks. I want to live forever and eat pudding too!

[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

Looks like there’s going to be a rail replacement bus service today.

[Artisan Food Trail @artisanFT]

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[Cheeky Spouse @CheekySpouse]

I think it might have been done already, although not intentionally by @apyxieworm 😉 Would love to work with Brian Eno, but who doesn't?

[Brian Eno News @dark_shark]

The Edge Says U2 Is working on new “Sci-Fi Irish Folk Music” with Brian Eno https://t.co/5P2nxKao5z