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die hard Manchester United fan

[. @CheeloLweendo]

AMERICAN MECHANIC: we need to put the vehicle On Board Diagnostics (OBD) to pin point the fault.

ZAMBIAN MECHANIC: fakani ON!, Ok OFF! ON again! Fakani OFF! Dyakani break! Boss motoka efunika radiator ya nyowani (new)

[. @CheeloLweendo]

Musula obe beloved.

[Tricia🇫🇷🙏🏽 @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[Nyandi @Nyandi_mbunga]

Everyone; "She's a hoe"
Me in her Dms : "So I have heard some good things about you".

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

Me fumbling a church baddie after she asked me what chapter comes after Luke and i said shaw

[. @CheeloLweendo]

@heraldscotland @grok confirm

[. @CheeloLweendo]

We are fucked

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

By night, Lucas Hood commits the crime… by morning, he investigates it as the sheriff.

[Coach Charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇲🇦 @veryloudohn]

😏

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”

[. @CheeloLweendo]

In other news, the US wanted Zambia to give them its natural resources in exchange for condoms.

[. @CheeloLweendo]

Imagine Burnley score a last minute winner

Burnley coach: You've been hit by a smooth criminal

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Hansi’s Barça 🇩🇪 (fan) @Flickxball]

@FabrizioRomano HELLYEAHHH LETS GET IT

[chixxy @chii_xy]

@FabrizioRomano When Burnley are on a counter attack

Micheal Jackson and his assistants:

[. @CheeloLweendo]

The replies are crazy 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

I sent my brother to get us toothpaste and he came back with this...I'm 24, he's 32

[. @CheeloLweendo]

Imagine muntu anachita teaching but ni manger mu bank😂

[Chi💕 @MissMaggiChi]

Time time, nepotism is nice. Imagine your first job out of uni being a manager. Ukuchula teti🤧

[Government Owan | Founder, Xyveron Ltd @GovernmentOwan]

@dammy4trueluv Your brothers should give ur mom too. Abi ur brothers are gay?

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

even when I needed help i helped

[. @CheeloLweendo]

We already have her here in zambia

[Bharatwasi 🦸🏻 @Redd_flaggg]

Hey @grok transform her into Human form and show me how she would look like as a Human !!

[. @CheeloLweendo]

Ni stock bwanji iyo? All the types are there?

[the ghetto experience 🇿🇲 @henzy_lb]

Unilus silverest has stock.
i repeat,
unilus silverest has stock.

[. @CheeloLweendo]

@ChinoUTD @grok confirm