Usama Basar

ab yaha tak aa hi gaye ho toh follow bhi kardo

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

If this is your ACHE DIN
WE want our BURE DIN back

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Kya?

[Arya Stark @aryaeddardstark]

Aaj kohli maarega 💪💪

#RCBVsSRH

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Suno gor sai duniya walo,
Apna gyaan apni apni gand mai dalo🖕🏻

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Me= movie dekhne chalogi
She= konsi?
Me= Nadan Parinda
She= agar tera nadan Parinda, Darinda bana toh?

[Rahbar Khatib 👔 @rahbarcasmm]

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#PUBGBanned #COVID__19 #Chineseappbanned

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

#PUBGBANNED
Ab 2 gb ram walo ko sukoon milega

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

My parents took my phone before lockdown by saying (yeh phone tujhe parne nahi dega)

Know they have to give me back my phone to atten my online classes
Me be like:

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Its me when my bestie uploads his/her photo

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

She: baby are you ok?
Me:ya
My condition

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Me looking at my last 2/3 year Facebook post

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

@LovesarcasmI Jo mil jaye usme hi khus hu main😢

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Other countries
Frnd 1 : bro I am getting pimples on my face
Frnd 2 : bro use this product face wash it will help you to remove pimples and glow your skin
.
My country
Frnd 1: bhai pimples bohot aa rahe hai
Frnd 2: m*th maarna band kar m*thal

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Jo log bolte hai : mohabbat thi isliye janediya
Zid hoti toh baho main hoti
.
I just wanna say them:Agar sarkari nokri hoti toh shadi k mandap mai saat hoti

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Apna dukh apni gaand mai dalo
Story pai nahi

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

When my frnd ask : cigarette piyege
.

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Boys also says nahi duga
.
(When his girl ask for his phone)

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

When my parents check my exam paper on open day

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Zindagi nai diye hai bohot dhoke,
Lekin koi baat nahi it's ok 😌

[Usama Basar @Cheena7219]

Shakal tumhari shit or ladki chiye with big titts