Amy

I’m not a player I just crush a lot

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

“You’re still a rockstar” - I whisper as I crawl into bed exhausted at 9pm

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@4tney22 Crush it, dude 💪🏼

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@ernestodelcast6 8438 1010 2557

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@jamylle08159437 8438 1010 2557

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@itsmeRachie Chuck-E-Cheese

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

I’m not crying, your crying #saverestaurants

https://t.co/RI4czsgKVY

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

Does anyone still play Pokémon Go? Asking for a friend, and that friend is a 4.5year old who is recently obsessed with all things Pokémon

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@4tney22 Eyyyyyyy! That’s a good looking portfolio 😍

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@gincassiss Cassi, I’m literally crying.

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

It doesn’t matter how old you are: if you’re in a meeting and pull out a tampon instead of a pen you’re still going to melt into the floor of embarrassment

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

Four is a wild age: one minute they’re in a full blown meltdown because the peanut butter and jelly are on the wrong side of the bread - the next you’re having a conversation about ethics and why you can put down a pet that is terminal, but not a person

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

@gincassiss If I wanted Sally’s less than famous lemon drop I would ask for it!

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

The number of bartenders who make horrible margaritas is mind blowing 🤯

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

I don’t trust anyone whose font of choice on Instagram stories is Comic Sans

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

As Gilead charges $3,120 for its COVID drug, remdesivir, remember that the drug was developed with a $70,000,000 grant from the federal government paid for by American taxpayers.

Once again, Big Pharma is set to profit on the people's dime.

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

Laced up my running shoes yesterday for the first time in weeks. Did it again today. My head feels clear for the first time in two weeks - get your exercise in folks

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

In 4th grade we had a state fair project that culminated in every 4th grader making a visual representation of their state. I had a friend who made a lighthouse for Maine, a working slot machine for Nevada

I made a topical map. Of Kansas.

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

Haven’t left my house except to grocery shop in 10 weeks and some I have lost two pairs of sunglasses and two water bottles. How?!

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

How do people run in leggings?! They immediately turn to pleather on my body

[Amy @CheersToAmy]

Bubbles are like catnip for small children