America turns 250 and Rob Schneider is doing what any reasonable man would do for the occasion, which is grab a bottle of Tears of the Left and toast a country that still lets him say whatever he wants.
#TearsOfTheLeft#AmericanBourbon#BourbonForPatriots
47 has installed additional statues of Americaโs Founding Fathers in the newly renovated White House Rose Garden.
He better make sure to leave room for his one...
SpaceX is going public at $1.77 TRILLION... The biggest IPO ever.
SpaceX IPO is expected to create 4,000 millionaires
He wasn't messing around when he said he'd take this company & life to the stars...
TRUMP on Stephen A. Smith talking about running for president ...
"You need a high IQ, i'm not sure that Stephen has that. I don't think he does actually."
Stephen should focus on mastering his own job before he makes comments on other peoples work.
President Donald Trump reacts to New York crowd's response to his appearance during the Knicks game last night
TRUMP "I thought it was amazing, actually, even when they had the camera on me. I thought that it was very goodโฆ I think, mostly cheers. It was loud and it was enthusiastic."
โMostly cheersโ at MSG? Thatโs not crowd noise, thatโs the sound of freedom echoing off the rafters. ๐บ๐ธ๐
USA chants erupted at Madison Square Garden last night during Game 3 of the NBA Finals as President Trump attended.
Cheers to 250 years of freedom and being prouder than ever! ๐บ๐ธ
Q: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events.
TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.
We'll be watching it semi-free, kicking back with a double measure, enjoy the game POTUS.
#TearsoftheLeft #Cheerstotears #NBA
President Trump WALKS OUT of an interview.
TRUMP: "I've sat in the rain with you for an hour! I've given you enough time. You ought to straighten out your press. Cause you know what? A country can never be great with a dishonest press. Let's GO."
That mic drop hits like a double of Tears of the Left bourbon.
Nothing pairs better with media meltdowns than smooth, aged victory.
Two hundred and fifty years ago, a group of Americans decided theyโd rather build something than apologize for it. The country aged about as well as our bourbon did. Cheers to that.
Rod Stewart is taking shots at Trump from across the pond while still cashing checks from American fans.
Tears of the Left Bourbon: for when the nostalgia tour isn't getting enough headlines.