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@SqSehrish Ok, I'll engage with this one - please get your moronic slop off the internet and out of my life. Also, there are no words beginning with the letter D, prove me wrong you absolute slopmonger

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@DanielSmidstrup The Final Countdown

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@BarackObama Hey Barack! If the whole two terms thing becomes hypothetical, do you fancy four years of fixing everything while being hounded for illegally riding roughshod over the constitution, likely by the very person who was going to try to do the same thing himself? #4MY44

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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BBC, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERYONE: Football team A two, football team B nil #notbreakingnews

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...the TV on, I'm going to tell my boss I'm not coming in and get the kids out of school

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The BBC needs to reconsider what it thinks is breaking news. Someone dying, some sort of disaster, a big change in government. Not "Politician to face interview from person who interviews politicians". Oh my god, the Environment Secretary is due to face Laura Kuenssberg! Turn...

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@ayeejuju To turn the tap on to cover the sound of you using the toilet

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Commercial radio has forced Sapphire by Ed Sheeran down my throat every day I've been near a radio for maybe the past year. Will this be ending soon, or will it be for the rest of time?

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@Uber Just received another low rating, despite not doing anything wrong. Did I inconvenience one of your drivers with my money?

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@eBay I relisted my item, having checked offers were turned off. I received an offer. Yr website is insanely slow on mobile, but I can't download the app as my Android OS is no longer supported. You need to speed up your website, and get lost with turning offers on automatically.

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@daewoo_uk Enjoying my Daewoomidifier

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@McDonalds Hi! Is the Friends Happy Meal gendered? My female friend is hoping to get Chandler and Joey. Will she need to specifically ask for the male-gendered Happy Meal, or is it just luck? Thanks!

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@instagram Sometimes, part of your interface gets in the way of important parts of reels, and isn't moveable. That vote button is in the way of the subtitles and can't be dragged elsewhere #ux #ui #uxdesign #uidesign

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Worth noting as well - nobody cares about driver ratings, and also you can end the education campaign on where trip details are, we know now, it's been what, a year?

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I have two recommendations for @Uber:

1) Separate one-star ratings and unmatching. Educate users that this has happened.

2) Increase everyone's rating by 0.01 star every 60 days.

Explanation in the comments. #Uber

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2) A 0.01 star increase every 60 days means those who have unfairly had their ratings hit can get back up eventually without having to take a million trips, but those who consistently behave poorly will still have a lower rating

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If you put "t" in Dara Ó Briain, it's an anagram of "A Road Britain". So, a new show - Dara travels round the UK drinking tea at the coaching inns of Britain while talking about the history of the inn, the road, the area, whatever

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I feel that Uber's rating system is pointless for drivers as nobody really care's about a driver's rating, and damaging for passengers as negative ratings can be dished out at whim and drivers will choose not to pick people up. Time to get rid of ratings, I think.

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@uber I've received ANOTHER one star rating from a driver. I'm not late, I greet them when I get in, I say thank you, I don't make demands - sometimes I will open a window if it's too hot, and I'm not great at conversation and like to stay quiet. Does that deserve one star?...

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I don't slam doors either. It makes me not want to use Uber for rides anymore, and I bet there is a lot of similar sentiment. If I had been rude to a driver, or purposely slammed a door or something, I would be more than happy to receive a negative rating, but I didn't....