Chris Clarke

Tall, bespectacled nerd. Programmer by job, gamer by choice, Christian by faith.

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@MerrellUK Is this right? Less than 50 miles on these Trail Glove 7...

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@thehelpdeskgirl One of us... One of us...

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@GrahamsDairy guessing maybe I should leave this one sealed...

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[So Choir! @thesochoir]

💥YEAH!💥 Crank the #sassy up to 11 as we choir a funky pop *BANGER* from @DUALIPA We assembled a grab-bag of excellent humans on a sun-drenched afternoon @lobby1867 in Wakefield! https://t.co/Wuz0l3VbBh
#SoChoir #MeetSingSmile #choirlife #choir #Wakefield #yorkshire #leeds

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@Tesco I don't mind that it's closed, I do mind that both the signage and your website say it should be open. Tesco Express Easterly Road at 2205...

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@Tesco The Roundhay superstore, just after 11pm

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@Tesco so your website reports a store open and all the doors are blocked with trollies of plants... Good times!

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@virginmedia It appears to be impossible to log into virgin tv go in firefox. This is a claen install, with no plugins. Any advice please, or can you pass this on to your developers. (This is in the popup window that opens when clicking "Sign in")

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@PhillipBoushy @SwiftOnSecurity @arekdreyer Or if you want something even more magic: https://t.co/fpF6GWnl7F

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@KidzKlubLeeds Doweling? Looks like bamboo to me... Also, snakes in a first aid kit? 😁

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@rachelparris Then of course there's "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (with obligatory um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-i)

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@DanKaszeta Another loiner here

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@McDonaldsUK Did you know that the google play link on https://t.co/OivZSnhw4Z just opens the same page in a new tab? At least for me, in chrome

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@DissBugBear @Kathbum Splitting hairs here: but only if you're taking the median average, not the mean (which most people think of as "average")

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@narrativia @gogcom any chance of getting the discworld games back available to the masses. I'd love to adventure with Rincewind again...

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@aloria https://t.co/zJyMJhWLRJ seems like it might be in your wheelhouse?

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@redstripeuk the email address on your website auto-responds with an outlook error. Also a 440ml can I bought today, weighed 350g when still sealed, wonder if there's an issue in your canning process? Love that you've started moving away from plastic rings BTW!

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

Anyone able to tell me when #EmilysWonderLab will be available in the UK? @thespacegal @NetflixUK

[Chris Clarke @CheeseTheMonkey]

@AnimusMobi Updates look good, seems the app is attempting to hit https://t.co/0DUI0r368U and thus getting blocked by browsers.