Don Jesus 🏃🏽💨

Life is a party. Man, just relax today. Talkin’ bout no stress

[Don Jesus 🏃🏽💨 @CheeseZus_]

@Bengals @Trent5Taylor is playing tomorrow? Yup Bengals by 50 🐅 @gkittle46 would agree with me!!

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

You think I’m going to fight you after I spent $75 on a Hi-Point? You’re going on a T-shirt, bucko.

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

LETS. FUCKING. GO !!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Source: free-agent WR Brandin Cooks is signing with the 49ers practice squad, initially to get up to speed for games. It is year 13 for the former first-round pick from Oregon State who now is 189 yards short of 10,000 receiving yards for his NFL career.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The gun Saddam Hussein was grabbed with wasn't just a Glock, but an 18C at that.

[Vikings Trophy Case 🚫🏆🚫 @VikesTrophyCase]

Instagram algorithm is on point 😭

[Bet105 @bet_105]

Who made this 😂😂

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Darth Vader being air-lifted back to Coruscant after suffering a pulled hamstring.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[The Daily Hitman @DailyHitman]

Watching people on the timeline cash +197643 bets while my -180 loses

[Pharm. Unique @celebritypharm]

Imagine trying to feel your teeth with your tongue, but you just can’t do that because a large wall has been built between them.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Joe Rogan just declared Trump betrayed “the whole reason” why he won.

“No more bullshit wars.”

Then, comedian Ron White proved his point live on-air.

He voted against Trump.

But he admitted that Trump’s “no new wars” pledge was “the one thing I couldn’t argue with.”

Rogan: “It’s so spooky, the kind of shit that we’ve been doing … monkeying with other people’s fucking countries.”

White: “A lot of it is just … the big machine that is defense.”

Rogan: “It’s a huge machine.”

“The amount of money is insane.”

“And they want to keep making that money.”

White: “And Israel’s right in the middle of all that missile slinging.”

Rogan: “Always.”

@joerogan @Ron_White

[NINER GANG!!! @sf_derek]

You couldn't tell teenage me shit bout my boy Arnaz Battle lol

[Total Football @TotalFootball]

MEXICAN LEAGUE BRINGS YOU THE BEST GOAL YOU WILL SEE TODAY 🤯

[Walnut @WalnutMMA]

Van genuinely beat the fuck out of Pantoja in round 5

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Me after I promised my wife rounds and couldn’t recover.

[OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers]

Brock Purdy is the HIGHEST graded player in the ENTIRE NFL heading into MNF via @PFF with a 96.6 overall 🔥

H/T @49erswebzone

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

I won’t let it go unnoticed this man did the full Kobe Achilles tear tribute for straining his fucking hamstring and being gone for a week max 😭🤣

[Max Loeb @loebsleads]

It’s Brock Purdy’s world.

We’re just living in it #FTTB

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Brock Purdy could have chose to take the layup with Deebo Samuel wide open underneath, but instead threw a DOT to Mike Evans in a tight window further down the field

That’s what you call an elite throw 🎯

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Brock Purdy is a magician and he’s playing like a top five quarterback in this league.

When I was his backup he would do shit like this in practice every day on scout team.