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on a quest to make my feed more nsfw | any prns

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what if we were dandelions forever entwined in the garden of life

[𝖝𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖝 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[Flame (炎) @yanti8ve]

Me on a daily basis

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[︎ ︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink]

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

[Seth @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[tranthony bourdain @grimywaifu1025]

putting this on my line cook resume

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

🤤

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

got my hand down my pants straight up resting it. im doing nothing down there im just palming my shit im relaxed as fuck

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

the concept of going to grad school

[bri @velvetsuite]

“a commuter train” baby this is the red line

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

White person who names their cat miso but it’s short for misogyny

[deepfaked @russiacore]

he asked whose pussy is this I’m like that’s subjective

[jane ester @cosmug]

id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette