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[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean ...

Simmons is a great Dean, but maybe she should leave the science to Gorgonzola?

The exploding is, like, half the point.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean One day, Gorgonzola will achieve her dream of being elevated to one of the Researchers at the Maus-Co snack division.

Until then, she'll content herself with a case study on which cliches by which merchandise.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean Fine, fine. They're all lining up to give Simmons their apologies.

...

Somehow they all have chocolates-

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean , the mice have mastered yet another foolish human convention.

They have combined use of the paper replicator machine Simmons uses for work and paper that can be exchanged for cheese.

Infinite Cheese!

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean The mice aren't sure what that is, but they get to keep all their hard work.

And of course they don't, they're never wrong ♡

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean But...

This set has Swiss as the picture on it!

It's adorable and harmless!

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean Gasp-

Simmons wouldn't! That's like... their third favorite night!

Swiss is already crying.

Probably more from being upset Simmons is mad, though.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean A punishment?!

They didn't break any rules! They followed their contract to the letter!

...

They're pushing Swiss to the front in hopes her cuteness will thaw Boss Simmons cold, cruel heart.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean Half of the remaining conscious mice are giving her the cold shoulder over being called "bad mice".

Cheddar is trying to gather up all the paper they made.

Provolone is watching with detached amusement.

Crunch-

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean !!!!

Boss Simmons would call them bad mice?!

They double checked, she doesn't have any rules against making extra papers!

And they haven't traded any of it yet.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean There was only ever one outcome possible.

Fondue has headbutted the mice so many times that his Headbutt skill is level 8.

He easily defeats the intruder.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean A few of the mice (namely Cheddar) protest the abandonment of their duties.

But soon sleep claims them. Even Brie seems to rest more easily.

By the time Simmons gets to Provolone, she finds her curled up in Simmons' coat pocket.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean A brief spark of interest from some of the mice, but the thought of actually putting any effort in to go get the boobs seems to slow them down.

Wait!

Cheddar is interested! She's staring at the coed Simmons brought in!

...

No, she's staring off into the distance blankly.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean She's eating oatmeal for breakfast!

This might have finally done it.

Boss Simmons might have broken the mice.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@PunishingDean Maz and Moz keep bickering over who's to do which chores.

Emmental has folded the napkins wrong three times in a row.

Worst of all, Gorgonzola made a mundane, non-exploding invention! (It tells you what kind of cheese you put in it.)

Truly these are dire times.

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@TheNerdyGrump @PunishingDean She's using them for monetization?!

The mice don't know how to feel about this....

Ignore their extremely popular mouse-branded dairy products 💧

[𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖 @CheesedTwoMeetU]

@TheNerdyGrump @PunishingDean Another falls to the inevitability of taking a nap with Brie.

On the bright side, Bonney has a 100% chance of waking up refreshed and well-rested.