Test Tube Baby (but its no longer halloween)

mix technician This station is non-operationalhe/him @halcyonukband

[Eve @tinglespoon]

if i was odysseus i wouldve just called my wife to tell her im alive because i live in the modern times and not da ancient times

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i love the odyssey discourse. i haven’t read the poem or seen the movie. i saw minions 3 in imax twice. im free ❤️

[A ❺❺❺ I @dlai_]

Guy wearing gold suit: "and so then what we did was we worshipped the false Idol"

[irα!! @solarsystern]

little brother drove me to my exam and picked me up 9 hours later (bc he's the best) and in between, in a sort of satire or how long my exam was, he:
- went to stew leonard's
- went to beach
- went to the aquarium
- went to the mall
- saw the odyssey

[sydney @demiurgently]

bought the cheapest possible flights to france off ultra discount airline ive never heard of. got 6 charges to my credit card from "le french boutique" summing to my flight total. im not gonna think hard about this one

[✭ @44sedici]

FUCK YOU

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇩🇪 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Thomas Tuchel is the FIRST ever manager to beat Mexico in a World Cup match at the Azteca. ✅

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Jude Bellingham is the FIRST player to score TWO goals at the Estadio Azteca in a World Cup match since DIEGO MARADONA in 1986. @OptaJoe

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Me to Harry Kane at about 2am Monday morning

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

Saw a Brazilian tweet about Endrick and Ancelotti but couldn't translate it

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

Unbelievable how well this works on me. I want the bear to give him some meat so badly

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

british person: omg it's so hot today

american: well it's hotter in [DESERT LOCATION]

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Good, that's what I was going for.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Mel 🕊️ @meljomur]

Wait. What?
So a mosque was set on fire and the media are just referring to it as a former synagogue?

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Genuinely.. What are your Priorities when you vote? Because you're going to need to start thinking about that, when you have No money to survive, & your preferred candidate is offering Nothing but Union Jacks, & "anti Woke" Yankified Evangelist shite.