Delaney

Mental health worker. Mac and cheese connoisseur.

[Delaney @CheesyDeezie]

Redownloaded twitter just so I could say: to the old lady who was mean to my sister at the Louisville target today, count your motherfuckin’ days you rickety dust bag.

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@iameasy2find Awwww!!!!!!

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“She keeps making me watch scenes from Star Wars. It’s like when she reads you a paragraph from her John Steinbeck book that you have no interest in reading.” My sister @me.

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POV: it’s 5:30 in the morning, your on your way to the airport, and your sister won’t stop blasting Gary Come Home from Spongebob.

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#postsexmilk

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@jordanclock That explains a lot

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“Most women wish they could be lesbians, because men are born at the stupid factory” -Michele C Campbell

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“It’s not nice to say our relatives look like John Wayne Gacy.” Oops 🤷‍♀️

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@jordanclock I’m glad it isn’t just me!

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My anxiety medicines coursing through my veins while I drink an irresponsible amount of caffeine:

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Sims updates every 6 seconds but nobody’s doing shit to make these babies less ugly. It doesn’t matter what my sim looks like, that baby is gonna come out looking like a hard boiled egg.