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Le Fromage Soleil. | History, Art, Cheese, and Literature Connoisseur. | Editor, @TheCheesyTimes.

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#SpringStatement is #RadicallyStatic

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#GroperGaetzGone

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’ve just made a cheesy pasta that was so intense I might be about to enter the cheese equivalent of cryogenic suspension. If I don’t make it out of the other side, it’s been great. Thank you for your indulgence.

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Come on ingerlund, score some facking goals!

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Every morning I wake up and thank God that I'm not a libtard.

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Lest we forget.

[The Bands of HM Royal Marines @RMBandService]

We remember all those who paid the ultimate sacrifice, whilst the buglers from the Bands of HM Royal Marines perform Last Post, enveloped within Poppy Fields created by @Luxmuralis in the ancient walls of @Winchester Cathedral.
#royalnavy #royalmarines #WeWillRememberThem

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Rightfully so. Saying 'state your pronouns' is like saying 'I am a woke cunt, act like I want you to'

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴Health officials have been ordered to ditch an NHS training manual that told staff to declare their pronouns to patients https://t.co/h0JeGZEqoz

[Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories]

Shambles, an old street in York, England; and one of best-preserved Medieval Shopping Streets in Europe. With its cobbled streets and overhanging timber-framed buildings, some dating back as far as 14th Century AD.

As recently as 1885 AD, thirty-one butchers' shops were located along street, but now none remain. Although butchers have now vanished, a number of shops on street still have meat-hooks hanging outside and, below them, shelves on which meat was displayed. Street was made narrow by design to keep meat out of direct sunlight.

Today, beautiful old buildings have been restored and now house cheerful cafés, quirky boutiques and even a coin & stamp dealer and smells are rather more pleasant with aromas from chocolate, fudge and sweet shops, clothes, accessories and gift shops.

#archaeohistories

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And they want a pay-rise in line with inflation? #FancifulFlimFlam
NHS bosses really need to #GetAGrip

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 The NHS is creating hundreds of diversity and inclusion roles despite being told to crack down on “waste and wokery” https://t.co/F9TX4AVkU0

[big rob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SimpleFacks]

me mrs said she wanted summet fer her birfday which goes 0-150 in 3 seconds, so got her some wheyin scales

simple as

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Maternity. Literally means 'motherhood'. GMC should probably stand for General Mong Council. #WokeWazzocks

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

The General Medical Council has removed all mention of “mothers” from a maternity document for its staff.

Read more here ⬇️
https://t.co/tZ5rF2IHnt

[British Museum @britishmuseum]

⚔️ Medieval knights were eager to prove their descent from the legendary heroes of Camelot.

🦢 This opulent livery badge from the 1400s may have been worn to link its owner with the mysterious ‘Knight of the Swan’.

🔎: https://t.co/ByUgp31ilX

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Microchips in cheese. Fear not retards of America, it is to #ProtectAuthenticCheese.

https://t.co/4femWR7dhK

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#BlazeYourGlorySoundsLikeClimaxing

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What in the actual fuck? #TheRightHonourableRetard

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

Labour is drawing up plans to abolish hereditary peers as part of a package of “interim” reforms to modernise the House of Lords https://t.co/gr4rcVFZtI

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Phwooarrr #DieuEtMonFromage #DeerStalking

[Vincent van Gogh @vangoghartist]

A Pair of Leather Clogs, 1888 https://t.co/iR46RBXxr5

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The authors of “Why Empires Fall” ask if the West is now inexorably heading in the same direction as Rome in the fifth century https://t.co/xNqBgM6Clj

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🧵 Charles will become the first monarch in more than 30 years to take part in Trooping the Colour on horseback when he rides in his inaugural Birthday Parade

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[British Museum @britishmuseum]

🏛 #MuseumWeek begins today, celebrating nature and culture

J M W Turner captured this serene scene in Switzerland in 1842 🖼

Which artworks inspire you to marvel at the beauty of nature? 🍃

🔎🔗 https://t.co/yGV6sEaeMa