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Parody account.
IGNORE ALIEN ORDERS. #smokeflèét #Rapeublicans

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@dbongino Are you trying to convince us or yourself?

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@MegynKellyShow So casting doubt is now the replacement for casting votes?

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@spencerpratt @Stellaaa Unlike yourself.

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@bennyjohnson So what address do homeless people use, Benny? Or do they not get to vote? Politics affects them just as much or more than you and I. Maybe dig deeper (you’re a journalist, right?) and find out who those people are. Don’t just stop at the conclusion you were hoping for. Dimtwit.

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@atensnut Yes you are.

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@RepFine And you’re one of them.

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@LauraLoomer I wonder where they learned that?

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@SStricklandMMA Trump hasn’t changed anything, dumbass.

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@WhiteHouse Work out well for who?

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@KenPaxtonTX You’re a fuckfaced douchebag, Paxton. Fuck off back to North Dakota.

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@MikeBales Things happen all the time that you ‘don’t see.’ The world doesn’t revolve around you, schmuck.

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@jwilliams1114 It IS bullshit. They should be in prison for stealing that charity money.

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@KatieMiller This is self-owning. You know why you’re getting those results? Because the only reason most people search ‘white’ mother is because they are searching for interracial families. Try just searching ‘mother’ and see what happens.

Noodnik.

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@unfamericatour @chelleyourself Let’s not forget all he’s done for Russia… I mean money.

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@KenPaxtonTX Keep your adulterous, pedo-protecting nose out of Denton, Paxton. You know that gender-neutral changing rooms exist in thousands of retail stores all across Texas, right? Are you going after those as well? Please grow up and keep your hatred at home. You work for us, dickweed.

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@elonmusk

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@GuntherEagleman Okay.

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@Riley_Gaines_ So clear that he to speak through surrogates who reinterpreted His words many times in many languages. I wonder how anybody else’s choices directly affect your life? Could you please explain it in great detail?

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@KatieMiller Being an asshole is a choice.

Put a fork in the MAGA movement. It’s over.

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@tedcruz Bitch, please.