Jensen Klodnicki

25 | A&M Grad | Travel for Business and Pleasure | Ask me about my comedy pursuit

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

The moment you accept mediocrity will probably be the most impactful moment in your life… until you decide to stop accepting it.

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

Today I learned that in local elections in New Mexico, you can’t vote outside of the county you are registered in. As a citizen who travels through the state for work, I am a little discouraged that I could not vote today. Next time I’ll have to take advantage of early voting.

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

if 1% of my followers retweet this within 24 hours i’ll make a musical about shadowbanning and then i’ll give each of you a million dollars (you too @elonmusk)

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

It’s not punishment…. It’s preparation!

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'Revenge of the Sith' was released 17 years ago today

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im feeling wild tonight sir, please add 25 calories to my sandwich

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

Happy last day of 2020

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It's officially capricorn season.

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

So its still "baby yoda" right? Right.

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

Why couldn't dragon wings be multicolored like a butterfly?

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@klodnickels @kevinsorboalt @_happydavis More like "Wow! My dad's podcast is so cool!"

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

To anyone who claims "Cuties" as a "Social Commentary Against Sexualization of Children" by sexualizing children is like using the logic of shooting up a school as a commentary against gun violence. You do not need to commit the offense to draw more attention to that offense.

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

I dont see anything wrong with eating chocolate chip pankcakes and bacon on a Saturday afternoon.

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

One of the wierd things that will happen whenever we get out of quarantine will be remembering how tall everyone is

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

@jimmybananaz We live for cringe tho

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There is something undervalued about the empowering feeling you get during a dance party of one while making dinner

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

That $1200 a couple months ago is starting to feel a lot less like "Let me help you out" money and a lot more like "shut the fuck up" money

[Jensen Klodnicki @CheezeePython]

I'm just going to say it...

Airpods make your ears look big.

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It's my birthday. I'm going to have skittles for breakfast.

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I actually find people's Spotify playlists interesting...

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