Arun Ramachandran

Motivated and caffeinated

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

On this July 4th, we should destroy Mount Rushmore and put a statue of Dua Lipa

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

@NickHornedo @heystormo

[۟ @spidysnse]

The Pope probably: AND WHEN I’M BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL ITTTTT

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

My life in a tweet

[໊ @sonohoor]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

@minakimes @bomani_jones @the_rachel_set

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

@the_rachel_set I thought this said “windiest” like winding road not “windiest” like “windy” and I was like oh this year has been a long and winding road

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

@the_rachel_set @oocsitcoms @heystormo Wild that the cello player from Zootopia was in new girl

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The way I’m too lazy to watch how it ends

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

my dad bought Eight bags of gnocchi at the store and his reasoning was “i just never want to be in a situation where i don’t have any gnocchi”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I need this book

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

get me to god’s country

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

I gotta say the Yankees all having torpedo bats is giving that time Malfoy’s dad bought the whole Slytherin quidditch team Nimbus 2001’s

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: European leaders say they won’t have any Oval Office meetings with Donald Trump if JD Vance is going to sit in the room and, as one Belgian official described it, "be a little bitch.”

[Daniel Harms @InHarmsWay19]

Okay Oreo, you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention 👀

[Arun Ramachandran @ChefArun9000]

Make it stop

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[໊ @sonohoor]

naps hit different when you are using them to avoid being alive