Chef Ben

This is a Parody account for the chef at Sigma Nu

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

House code still 1031 ?? Left this mf in the kitchen, Barry said he put it in crawl space. Praying Maurer ain’t throw it out already, stg if that new chef rocking it when I pu I’m telling IFC what yall/I do in powder rooms.

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Heard y’all are ordering pizzas for summer chapter 😔. Y’all could’ve let me know and I would cook y’all up some burgers or wings damn #smh #betrayed

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Anybody know if marsh is throwin out summer deals? Lmk

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Y’all better tell mark ass mustoe to up my pay if u want those stendo dhall cups back. #aintplayin

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Lmk how the chicago trip went when y’all get back. Black out for me ✊🏼 #chitown #deepdishfan

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Y’all mfs actually thought y’all were gonna get bill self mac n’ cheese tonight?!? 😂😂 maybe if yall beat Arkansas we would🤣 #GoPokes

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

You fellas have fun in PCB. I remember my trip down there back in 05! #noregrets #boogersugar

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Y’all crawling today?

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Man I’m the one making dinners this week, not Barry’s weak ass. Give me some credit cmon 🔥 #letseat

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Left the kitchen unlocked for y’all this weekend lmao . Make whatever you want but don’t rat me out to Barry 😂 #coolchef

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Gonna miss gang when it’s all said and done 🙌🏻 blood thicker than water! #family

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

#BestBarTown !! Got to be Lawrence, Kansas. Easy !

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Someone find Jack Rost right now. These fucking plates aren’t going to clean themselves.

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Got you next week.

[Bobby Pierce 💯 @bobbypierce92]

I’d kill to have a damn lunchable right now.......with the Capri Sun

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Serving y’all some hot ass since the hawks beat my pokes last night. Don’t ask for a fucking late plate. #angrypoke

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Somebody come get stubbs he got out. Dumb ass dog

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Couldn’t make it to breakfast this morning, woke up at 1341 with no pants. Got some bbq pulled pork sandwiches and fries out for y’all. Go chiefs

[Chef Ben @ChefBParody]

Dinners out. Orange chicken with some bangin pot stickers 🔥 Threw some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer for the fellas gettin puss tonight. #blackout