Tretorn

Currently attempting to earn the World Record for World's Worst Twitter Account

[Tretorn @ChefBoyettardee]

Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist, then why does every part of my Chick-fil-A meal fit perfectly in my car?

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

The median voter

[samet dogan @sametdgn1]

İsrail son iki yılda 300 bin ton bomba kullandı dünya kirleniyor bile diyemediniz.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Pete Hegseth is removing or blocking the promotions of all military officers who he has determined would not participate in an illegal pro-Trump self-coup (auto-coup) in 2028.

You can believe me now or believe me in 2028.

Either way, stop seeing what Hegseth is doing as random.

[Neoliberal Catboy Committee 🌐🇺🇸🇷🇸φด้ @CyberRuthenia]

It's amazing just how much Trump's DOGE messed up basic services

[ً @prinkasusa]

This man murdered his pregnant wife then strangled both his daughters and threw them in a water tank. This is the picture they use when they speak about him. Privilege is really wild to me.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

unskippable ad you get in front of a video for an iphone game

[Chevy W. @AChevyWolf]

That's my pope

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Two things here:
1. The ceasefire is not holding.
2. They are manipulating the markets for insider trading.

[raccoon0ncaffeine @raccoon0ncaf]

Something so comically evil I wouldn’t put it in a story because it’s too cliche

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

POV: You’re a British citizen who just installed an air conditioner:

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

This is absolutely insane - what is a park meant for if not for "loitering"

[Michael Bento @MichaelPBento]

It's amazing how 6 hours after the DOJ was ordered to release the unredacted Epstein files we are back to full on airstrikes in Iran.

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

it’s easy to romanticise the past when you only show the rich parts

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Administration ordered to release unredacted Epstein files by judge.

The DOJ has announced it will not comply.