Haleemliness

I cook occasionally, I'm sarcastic the rest of the time. a high functioning mad man.

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

I was binging all over again, and felt like sharing 🇯🇲🇯🇲 since light come back.
Just giving a little sample of my highlights
The World Cook: Round 1, Jamaica vs France

[Thoughts & Brayers @BrayForJade]

Oh to be rich enough to have my money reported in the newspaper like a company P&L 😭

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Never related to a tweet more

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[🎚️K.A-Kubi @kubsssssss]

F1 about to really feed us. Five races in seven weeks is going to be absolute cinema. Can’t waitttttt!

[dead @_xnes]

and when you check it out, the worst gyal you know ago somehow be friends wid the second worst gyal you know, cause wicked gyal love group up and congregate….

[sha @byshaaaaaa]

it’s a traffic jam but everyone agreed it’s a sport for tax reasons

[ShanShine 💕 @guinepskin]

Ginger beer.
My child was referring to ginger beer

[kihika_ @jane_kihika]

I don’t know how to explain to my non F1 friends but the real race is today 😂😂😂

[SadikivsTheWorld @Angelduster44]

There’s no way

[dead @_xnes]

you know what’s a modern day luxury we nave? good fucking roads…..

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Manic behavior

[Uncle. @uncle876]

life is terrible.

[Uncle. @uncle876]

allah be a concrete wall cause mi cya stand up rn.

[Deep thoughts Without The Deep @DeepWithoutDeep]

More Deep thoughts from Orlando

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

“What you doing today? “

“My best…”

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

So it go.

[Uncle. @uncle876]

get ur money up mi dawg.

[Ganeshen🌶️ @Ganeshen5]

the goat of directing just directed the greatest shot of all time

[Sue @suebellaC]

"Yo mi a dig off"

- A Jamaican man telling his friends goodbye

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Where so much lychee come from overnight? Them come from one central tree?

[Nikhail🎗️|🇯🇲’n @NikhailW]

“In my day $500 JMD could get you multiple patties, a coco bread, a drink and you would still be left with change”