Haleemliness

I cook occasionally, I'm sarcastic the rest of the time. a high functioning mad man.

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

I was binging all over again, and felt like sharing 🇯🇲🇯🇲 since light come back.
Just giving a little sample of my highlights
The World Cook: Round 1, Jamaica vs France

[Alejandra MA. @heyyosoyale]

Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

I know you laughed out loud too

[🍀𝕴ÑŃ𝕯𝕽Ã😈®️ @inn_dyyy]

Humble calf get the most fuck or whatever my granny said.

[BAYO @Adebayo11024]

it's on YOU... to get YOU where YOU wanna be.

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Conflicted

[CC @thelastloyalfem]

gatekeeping yourself is an art

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Hit a bird, does this mean my car is fast?

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Practice makes perfect. You’ll be fine.

[𝕬𝖗𝖆𝜗ৎ @araisbae]

Please don't do anything for me if I'll have to hear about it on a bad day.

[Cesar B. 🇯🇲 @cezbuelto]

Teach me Jah how to wait

[🧚 @nvm_lizzy]

Please don’t fck me like you love me cause I’m not right the head 😭😭

[_Melo_ @Mxlo_M_]

A functioning government that reduces the cost of living

[Slade Gaming @SladeGamingX]

Unreal graphics in GTA 6 are setting a new standard.

#GTA6 #GTAVI #GTA6leak #gta6gameplay #GTA6LEAKS

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Barking mad

[Bree 🇯🇲 @breelea_]

What do you call it when you have no money but you want to buy another dog? 😩🥹

[HANNIE🧚‍♀️🌸🖤 @Hannie11111111]

Some fantasies are too disrespectful to be discussed in daylight. 😭

[pussy fairy 🧚🏽 @liyagalleriaa]

all roads lead back to a blunt

[𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓴💋 @musingsofk_]

Detach from the results, attach to the routine

[The Villain🦹‍♀️ @Jodikayealexia]

The patience I have these days is crazy work

[Commi @AishaDay0]

You are allowed to experience good things while things in your life are unresolved.

[Haleemliness @ChefCard876]

Being taken seriously

[xoxo @dahsoftgirl]

what’s your wildest sexual fantasy?

[Nia 🌸 @Niawins_]

i'm big on "you could've just told me"