Duke HORNIman

Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@harryhineshoe Which number am I

[Tanner Sweeze @TSweeze123]

I’ve been driving since 2pm and just made it out of Texas

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@mattS00774142 I'm so depressed I couldn't make it

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@TallentSam Last year on Sunday night we walked into the strip club together and you told security I was hiding something in my ass. Great time.

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@TSweeze123 You deserve it bro. Have enough fun for both of us.

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Skankfest.

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

“Not by might
Nor by power
But my by my spirit”
I’ll show the world what an average human body is capable of.. stay tuned

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@V559Reloaded @theebrat_ This is why I don't just rip ass. I'm not one of those dudes that just be farting everywhere. I have friends of 20 years and they have never heard me rip ass.

[Tanner Sweeze @TSweeze123]

And those new to the fest, just chill out and experience it.

Don’t get worried about what show you gotta line up for to not miss and don’t ruin a bad time by leaving one to stand in line for the other.

There’s CONSTANT comedy and things to entertain you that you should just say yes.

It’s a long fucking weekend and take your time and stay hydrated and see all the things and go to every show you can.

Enjoy yourself.

Dive off into the deep end and meet people.

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

Josh Hokit preaches the Gospel & is ready to take over France.

This is why he’s my favorite fighter.

Let’s go @Josh_HokitUFC

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@V559Reloaded @theebrat_ Never but I lie to my ex wife said that I did to get out of her carching me cheating. Don't have sex in that back of your work van wearing scrubs. They stain easily

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@V559Reloaded HOW CAN YOU ROOT AGAINST THIS GUY?!

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@theebrat_ @V559Reloaded It's completely legal to shit your pants. I've surprisingly never done it. But it is legal.

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

@V559Reloaded Yes he is. His mom is and he's fighting out of Clovis, California. I'm sure you'll be rooting for him with me.

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

Josh Hokit is half Mexican

[Carlafinch2🥃 @Carlafinch21]

It's 773 miles to New Orleans, I've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes(not really), it's dark... and I'm wearing sunglasses.
#skankfest

[•STELLA SWEET• @Eshuu6r]

Hey @grok,Is there any negative effect of urinating in the sink?Explain me like I am 5 years old kid.!

[Duke HORNIman @ChefCheRollins]

I had a long fucking day

[Jeanie @buttforager]

Just sneezed out cum from two weeks ago