Dom Defalco

*Expect Delays* *As seen on Netflix* *Infused Chef Extraordinaire* *stable at room temperature*

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

My room after 2 episodes of #TigerKing

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

@RepJackKimble If idiots aren’t exactly what we have in there now then we are in much worse shape than we could have ever imagined 😂

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Based on the ticket I just got this wasn’t the type of green vehicle they were referring to…

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

@NossLocks This guy sucks 😂 only bets he hits are the ones that have already settled before he sends them out. 🤡

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

@hammlittle Art

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

@madflavor Hey Joey how did you like that infused Italian street sandwich?!?

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

@NossLocks 💯

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Roki Sasaki looks like Waluigi when he pitches, and he’s every bit as devastating #Worlds2025 @PatMcAfeeShow

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Apparently when my therapist calls me “the illest” he’s talking about mentally.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

All these singles near me and I’m still somehow a singles near me

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

The @WNBA should go on strike early. It’s exhausting to live in a world where employees of a business thats losing money wnt to go on strike for more money. The ONLY reason that the @NBA floats the bill is bc it’s all a distraction. Sports are a joke mostly. Take them as such.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Today I was asked if I “had a clean bill of sex” and it’s how I will be asking all my future partners if they have a recent STD screening 😂 😂

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

“You can do it, and weed can help” or whatever @HomeDepot says…

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Hell is being at a concert outside in the heat while crappy music plays loudly & theres a distinct smell of weed in the air but I cant find where its coming from & all i can do is walk around searching through a crowd of distasteful weed scented concert goers w/o ever finding it.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

When Adam Sandler does it he’s an icon, but when I do it people put change in my cup of coffee. It’s not fair.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Please stop wearing Ed Hardy if you don’t listen to his music.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

A @Pepto Bismol joint paper would go crazy

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

I thought that weathertech commercial was a trailer for a movie and I’m kind sad it’s not.

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

Wanting to start your cannabis journey for health, wellness, recreation, or because of a chronic issue but don’t know where to begin? Here’s a quick 5 minute read that will help you chart your course to bliss 🌱

https://t.co/6yzXfd5Hdf

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

The 4 things you didn’t know about #fasting and how #cannabis can help ❤️ https://t.co/4UeGTubqPA

[Dom Defalco @ChefDomWT]

At this point they should merge all the dating apps together and call it “what’s left over”