Daniel kiely

Maker of loaves, jams, nuggets, wads, hot squirts, and peanut butter and Mrs. Fufferman sammiches.

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

#deflategate returns. Brought to you by #JimmyGarapal0-4

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

@SirPatStew thank you for woman's rights, Picard, Godot, Jeffrey, Scrooge, and everything else. X also. Kiely

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Phife Dawg, je suis bruxelles, fuck Ted Cruz and the Drumph. Time for another. #twithaca #doublevodkas #cleanyourfeet #RIPPhifeDawg

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

The worst part about chicken and waffles is knowing that there will be no chicken and waffles. #twithaca #doublevodkas #cleanyourfeet

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Nothing like the second drink. Maybe the third. Fingers crossed. #twithaca #doublevodkas #cleanyourfeet #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Barefoot Contessa-brought to you by WetWipes. Clean yr feet before you pound the meat. #twithaca #doublevodkas #cleanyourfeet #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Live tweeting cocktail hour. Cuz it's 11:45 am somewhere. #twithaca #doublevodkas #cleanyourfeet #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Thanks for following. You all kept me going. One more and out. Love.#doublevodkas #twithaca #cleanyourfeet #dannytime #dampmanties

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

A little dripped out but I'm rolling with it. Re-fill! #doublevodkas #twithaca #cleanyourfeet #dannytime #dampmanties

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Success! Got the prostate of a baby griffin. Ready to watch some baseball from Cuba #doublevodkas #twithaca #cleanyourfeet #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

About to pee. Wish me luck. #doublevodkas #twithaca #cleanyourfeet #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Having another! Woot woot! Barefoot Contessa is making profiteroles. #doublevodkas #twithaca #cleanyourfeet

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Live-tweeting my after work cocktails #doublevodkas #twithaca #dannytime

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Donald Trump genetically engineered wampas just so he can cut a new one open each night to sleep in. #trumpfacts #twithaca #StarWars

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

An older bartender who has never done QuickDraw is like a three legged goal with a hair lip and the trots

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Being on the bus is to butter as butter is to that porno gag mucus #church #popcult

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Saran Wrap is not a good replacement for toilet paper. #justsaying #twithaca

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

The appropriate way to breastfeed in public is to put your nipple in the kids mouth. #mothers milk #twithaca

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

@ThatKevinSmith sorry about Mulder. I know how much it hurts. Be well and give Scully a belly rub for me.

[Daniel kiely @ChefDunga]

Using a flush toilet in a/c with wet wipes and a good book #notatgrassroots #twithaca