Cheffytona ✨

an original recipe.

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Tried a new dough recipe at work. 72 hour proof. Im OBSESSED. No one else is doing this shit in the BX thats a fact.

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

@NewYorkMinute__ RIP Riverdale Diner. Loved that place for a late night.

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Note to self: Don’t go on a Monday when no one is there. It will be you vs your man and I’m just a BABY

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Skipping the apple picking this year with my man we’re going to play paintball tomorrow instead

[Sarah Yáñez-Richards @SarahYanezR]

It breaks my heart to announce that tonight is NYC's last sunset after 6pm

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Skipping the apple picking this year with my man we’re going to play paintball tomorrow instead

[James @Jamesiff7]

He who dislikes plantain has no plan to attain

-Aristotle

[Stephen @yesimthatdope]

I don’t need this type of overstimulation

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Why this so specific

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

@BroadwayBrooks

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

My nephew when my brother tells him my name is actually Samantha and not Titi Sam

[Clive @Clive_99]

I fucking hate this Friday morning commute

[CyclesNewness @cyclesnewness]

Like truly peak excellence😭😭😭 #abbottelementary

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.

[🍝 @soylaflare]

DUCK , PARSNIP & FENNEL , DUCK DEMI GLACÉ .

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Had to be the 4 train

[HIAMHIGH @hi_amhigh]

what are the odds you could hotbox with a stranger on your way home in the train😂 🚆 🍃

[🍝 @soylaflare]

FIRM BELIEVER IN WHEN YOU REMOVE PEOPLE FROM YA LIFE YOU’LL NEVER RUN INTO THEM AGAIN IN PUBLIC THE UNIVERSE GONE KEEP PROTECTING YA SOUL .

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Why is hospitality stuff so expensive? I just bought a new chef coat and I really need pants, tired of swimming in my uniform.

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Now hold the fuck on pimp

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

Nothing like being in the most perfect sleep…too perfect, panic waking up to see the time and your phone is dead.

[Cheffytona ✨ @ChefFineapple]

@soylaflare Happy birthday chef!