ChefMagz

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

@officialJacksou @afc_sk14 I only remember him with Young and Downing maybe?

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

@officialJacksou @afc_sk14 Ahh ok makes sense!

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

@officialJacksou @afc_sk14 Passion sorry

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

@officialJacksou @afc_sk14 Fair, I’m just confused how his fellow professionals could then say he lacked work ethic in that case

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

Can you change your handle to
Microsoft 364?

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[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

@officialJacksou @afc_sk14 Oh ok, did Watkins overtake Agbonlahor?

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

👀

[Sully @SullyTalkz]

Excl: Inside Steve Holland's 'unpopular' #MUFC end tenure:

- Clash with players
- Fernandes largely was referencing Holland after the Como outburst, Holland pushed for him to be dropped after
- Described as 'arrogant' & 'stubborn'

W/@UtdNadd @UtdDistrict https://t.co/z3ulaVI0FM

[Farofa 🇵🇪 @FarofsYT]

mano tenho mt ódio como as pessoas demonizam matemática, pqp isso é mt fácil

mas as pessoas ja se assustam qnd veem uma raiz quadrada e uma fração na mesma conta

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

Easily

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

5k per hour to work on Christmas day from 7am-2:30pm would you do it?

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

Isn’t this sexist?

[Sugerkick123 @shida47520]

This is a new level of LOWLIFE she’s reached 😭😭😭😭

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

Honestly. Having these guys as spokesman for the club is horrific man. And idiot fans just listen to anything.

[Kyama ⚽ @ElijahKyama_]

If true, Omar/Wilcox want Mauricio Pochettino for Carrick, it's clear INEOS/Glazers don't want winners.

Gary: "Antonio Conte is not a manager for Man Utd."

Micah: "The 'Man Utd way' doesn't exist anymore. Conte is a winner. Do Utd not want winners now?"

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

The glazers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

There's an important message here and it's to never take a woman's advice. Ashton knew this.

Every single time I've taken my wife's advice its backfired. I'm a slow learner but I'm getting there.

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[S Singh @peaceKaur]

@Footballtweet Wayne Rooney was a better football player than Brady was an “American football” player.

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

I’m so glad that even at the times where this was widely accepted, I didn’t find this shit funny

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

This is the moment Vanessa Feltz is talking about.

In 2006 on 1 Leicester Square, Russell Brand looked her in the eye mid-interview and asked if he could “have it off” with her and both her daughters. One of them was 15 at the time.

When she shut it down and said he’d understand when he had his own daughters, he doubled down, joking about sleeping with his own kids and saying if he’d had boys they’d be in a lot of trouble.

Her reaction: “God, yuck. Yuck, yuck! Don’t go there.” 🤮

This isn’t remotely funny. I’ve never found him funny tbh, but this is just sick. How do you even go there? Vanessa should’ve walked off or slapped him, that would’ve been the moment!

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

We might go down

[R🪁🇦🇷 @Re7ceRevivaI]

Mauricio Pochettino: #PochOut

- started Chilwell at LW for 5 games of the season
- sold Lewis Hall to Newcastle
- loaned Ian Maatsen to Dortmund when we have no LB
- 5 points in the first 6 games
- Colwill and Disasi at fullback
- zero build up from the back
- has developed ZERO FUCKING PLAYERS
- plays Enzo at ST
- 0 attacking patterns
- doesn’t use width
- started Gallagher and Sterling every game
- loses to Forest, Brentford, Everton and Middesborough
- purposely injures players in training
- does no coaching in training
- 1 away win against the big six in about 40 years
- wants height and aggressiveness like we’re making a porno
- wants Gallagher to sign a contract
- took advice from Frank Lampard 😭😭😭😭bruv im laugjing while typing this
- got told to change the system by players
- ZERO new good youth debuts
- wants more power for transfers
- has less points per game than Potter
- one of the worst managers in history
- played Gusto on the wing instead of Tyrique George
- back 2 back league wins once since December
- 5-0 loss to Arsenal
- took inverted tactic from Thiago Silva (can’t think of his own tactics)
- draws to Burnley & Sheffield
- wanta transfer insurances while wanting Dybala and Parades

[ChefMagz @ChefMagz_]

So wait…. Everyone left basically

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Oh.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

My respect for the Glazers has increased so much.

Outright said United doesn’t need success on the pitch to make money, and the fanbase still fill the stadium and celebrate equalisers to keep us 18th

[Beyond The Veil @BtvVeil]

She literally tells how to catch people who secretly dislikes you.