Chef Mikal Marrus

McAllen spends $1M every year on a parade. could be housing and feeding area's homeless for a year. #MasChrist

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

@winewankers no. Picture this: recreate the enterprise bridge. Homies in Starfleet uniforms. Special effects & have a firefight w #klingons

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

#buddha only made it half way to true #enlightenment

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Vietnamese dissident says prevented by police from meeting Obama https://t.co/yWBXz066KE #BreakingNews

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

So my ex is texting me; hijacked fb. I'm seriously wishing she'd just off herself

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

Nothing about this was a lie. It simply is what it is. I tried, it didn't work. Best either of us can do is love one another from afar

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

In loving memory #ihop on South tenth. Currently engulfed in flames #McAllen

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

Yaya back up off me

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

@sofiagarcia971 psst hmu

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

First official selfie of the new era

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

You know what? I'm convinced Twitter is mostly me just talking to myself. Honestly though, I'm okay with that. I'm a man living life.

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

Could go to jail any minute. All my tweets from here forward are tattoo worthy

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

My illegitimate father #theartistformerlyknownasprince died

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

#dream people lined up to see my robot heart. First to see it took five steps, clucked like a chicken and fainted. "Uhmmm... next!"

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

#confidence is a stain they can't wipe off.

[🪷 THEE TabooBoo™️🪷 @TabooBooSF]

"Siri, why I am I so misunderstood"?

Siri: "Sorry, I missed that."

[🪷 THEE TabooBoo™️🪷 @TabooBooSF]

When someone you love tells you they aren't getting what they need. It is not a criticism. It is feedback. Listen. Really listen.

[Anita Helmet @AnitaHelmet]

Hey Guys: Worry less about the gap between her thighs, and more about the gap between her ears.

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

There's a limit to my bullshit tolerance

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

I have a #paininmychest give me a #beer

[Chef Mikal Marrus @ChefMikal]

#News story about a #Starbucks opening in #Manhattan, described as 'nine stories wide' #RGV #architecture #1079mixfm