Paul Willis

I make food, I read books, I play video games, I write stories, I love my friends

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

87% of @BuzzFeed list articles:
“25 TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT PEEING YOURSELF LAUGHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU PEE YOURSELF LAUGHING.
If there’s no pee, is it even funny???”
#workonyourbladdercontrol

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“The Bees” by @LalinePaull just made me weep. An unbelievably beautiful story.

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Just a lazy paw-on-face kind of Sunday morning... #catlove

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

These are the only two human beings who are ever allowed to wear a tank top tucked into jeans. #FreddieMercury #Wolverine

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Reasons to Love My Job #83: Seeing how a humble and beautiful little 60-year-old woman can just effortlessly make these pristine pie crusts ... #piecrust #foodart #lovemyjob

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@HollieWrites13 Final Fantasy VI, with Castlevania 3 and MegaMan 2 close behind.

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@jencoewrites @DebHarkness

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

"If you believed in Santa for ten years you can believe in yourself for ten seconds." #bestadvice #selflove

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

Man, you invite someone in and he starts showing up in the oddest places.... #noface #kitchenspirits #SpiritedAway

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Can someone explain to me how food gets gendered? The owner of my cafe is insisting that chicken-fried steak and eggs is too "masculine" and not "gender-accessible" (i.e. women won't order it?) ... but apparently biscuits and gravy is fine?? #idontgetit

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Tfw one of your favorite humans is coming back to work for a day but it's the same day you're on vacation #sadface

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@jencoewrites #yourtwittergame

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@ransomriggs "Library of Souls" is the first book in years that has made me stay up past midnight to finish. From the bottom of my heart, bravo and thank you. #amreading #booklife

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This beautiful piece was getting "retired" at work so I have a new addition to the mug family... #muglife #llama

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@jencoewrites I see your floof and raise you some paw-beans

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

Tfw GIFs from #TheOffice pretty much sum up how life seems to be going....

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

Yaaaaasss!!!! #blacksmithingftw #swordlife #iwantone https://t.co/4xOlsbG2TM

[Paul Willis @ChefPaul1111]

Signs You've Been Playing Too Much Fallout #35: Seeing buildings and locations on your way to work and thinking, "Hmmm, I could totally build a Vault under that."