Joe Dooley

I cook, I create, I garden, I read, I write.. all sorts of different things. Slinger of drinks & sometimes hash(food,not dope), teller of stories, dreamer, dad.

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@DylanGrady_phd you need a sous chef? I’m down!

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@dpshow @PaulPabst can we get a good ol supreme?

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@Mishi_2210 127

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@HiMyNameIsSeton Iowa is giving the western half of the state to Nebraska, Ames included. Deal is said to raise the IQs of both states. #hawkeyestate

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@dpshow @HiMyNameIsSeton baby birds?

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@dpshow @HiMyNameIsSeton he wore the toupee because he said he used the wrong “shampoo” at his moms house.. I’m assuming it was something like Nair?

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@tomsegura Bert without a word in edgewise. Gotta be the first time in.. ever.

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@CovinoandRich the people mad at Cam Skatteobo for “participating” in a WWE event are the first ones to shout “wrestling is fake!” from the rooftops. You can’t be both.

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@PaulPabst @dpshow those Justin Fields “bad passes” were all drops by Mitchell, save one. Six targets, one catch.

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@PaulPabst same person that orders welldone is also the same person that complains on how long it takes to get their food. Probably a @brooklynfritzy thing..

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@dpshow @RossTuckerNFL @HiMyNameIsSeton @PaulPabst has @brooklynfritzy always made that face? I can’t tell if he’s channeling Mark Davis, or if it’s always been there & the wig is just accentuating it..

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@PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton pretty solid streaming website here, no popups. https://t.co/pYaNUeAalE

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@patangererHAWK Form tackle them both. Billionaires arguing with billionaires sucks.

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@RandPaul Because we get fucking taxed on EVERYTHING. Asshole.

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@FoodPleaser Is this your death row final meal?

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@HiMyNameIsSeton my favorite thing to do to book nerds when they ask me if I’ve read the book the movie is based on is to dumbfoundedly reply; “They made a book outta that?!?”

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@dpshow Dylan rocking the Mangy Moose hat is awesome!! Such a cool little bar in the tiniest town of Encampment, Wyoming. Smallest town I’ve been to with not one, but two bars! Also right next to each other. Shout out to the Bear Trap!!

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@PaulPabst the bears win another Super Bowl if Jay Cutler doesn’t try & make a tackle on an interception l.

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@ZachZaidman I got bit by a yorkie last week. Tell Pat I do not recommend. -Amazon Joe

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@ToddBrommelkamp Podcast time!