Mrs A

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@ManLikeLight_ Happy birthday 🎂

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@t_Duches @kayzywizzzy Ofcos 1kg of Pakistani mutton, tomatoes, onions .....

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@t_Duches Please can I get this rice at LULU ?

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

Someone can decide to love you, because they are homeless. They need somewhere to sleep.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Another undiagnosed subtle mental illness is following new born baby's instagram accounts because their parents are celebrities.

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@ShevyJonjo Cheokay WhatsApp not twitter dm ???

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@jon_d_doe In the first place,1. You are a very terrible friend and not worthy to be called a true friend.
2. Why do you have your frined wife contact to the point you guys chat ? Like you will carry phone and start responding to her useless chat? You already slept with her no two ways !!!

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@ShevyJonjo Good morning sir ,kindly check dm

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@Admiral_Cyborg Korea is far from been real ,she's chasing clout 💯

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@NnorukaObianuju @iamDo2dtun @NnorukaObianuju And you are a woman or a mother to a boy child? You are just an animal in human body !!!!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Please, kindly repost. 🙏

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Death is certain. The hour is not.

[Mrs A @Chef_Abby94]

@Ekene094 Life !!!!

[𝐄 𝐊 𝐄 𝐍 𝐄 @Ekene094]

One day, everybody tweeting “rest in peace” for others will also have people tweeting it for them.

Life humbles everybody eventually.

Rest well, Alex Ekubo

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

In two hundred years, people will stumble on his movies and learn about him. In two hundred years, you and your kids will be forgotten, dead and buried.
Even your descendants won’t give a single fuck about what your life was about.

If you want to live forever, create!!!

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Just realised someone has to genuinely love you for them to actually take care of you when you are sick

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Real legacy isn’t about having kids. You’ll be forgotten by the third generation. Being immortalized is what legacy is.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

you might be asking yourself ‘Why Does This Happen?’

let me tell you the neuroscience behind this:

i read an article which explains that medically-induced comas differ significantly from trauma-induced ones.

so therefore; the brain, deprived of real sensory input, constructs its own reality and it does so with startling biological fidelity, including pain, love, grief, and touch.

let me explain further here :

“What happens is that you have glimpses of awareness. It’s sort of like when you watch a white and black television with static or lots of fuzz until the picture comes on for just a minute, and then, boom, gone again.”

This fragmentation can coalesce into coherent, extended narratives, creating powerful pseudo-memories that challenge a patient’s grip on reality upon awakening.

unfortunately , this isn’t the first time someone has experienced a whole life in coma-induced dreams.

one author Caroline Leavitt went through a similar experience in 2015 during a two-week coma, describing the disorienting return to consciousness as feeling “like someone had pulled me violently from one world I knew to another.”
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actually, coma dreams can be indistinguishable from reality the brain manufactures experience so convincingly that patients wake up believing they lived a full life.

the grief is legitimate, just because the children or events weren’t real doesn’t mean the emotional experience wasn’t. therapy is medically appropriate and necessary.

time is subjective in altered consciousness, three weeks of physical time compressed into a perceived seven years of lived experience.