David Hernandez

Put God first and anything and everything is possible. SFA Alumnus - ΣΛΒ

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me after eating Taco Bell

[David Caneda me volvió xenofobo @ZFasista]

"La FIFA arruino el mundial añadiendo los dieciseisavos"

Los hijueputas partidos de dieciseisavos:

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Liberal women are the reason you’re allowed to be in Congress

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

In the past hour, the Trump admin has deleted their web page that recommended setting thermostats between 75-78 during heat waves, and 85 if you are not home, after the GOP learned that Mayor Mamdani was urging New Yorkers to follow White House guidance.

[Kelyx @Kelvininred]

If Aniya felt so disrespected by KC, why did she choose him over Perfect Carl during the recoupling?

#loveislandusa

[MLB @MLB]

#loveislandusa kenzie be like:

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

“Welcome in to Sunday Night Football, where we’ll see the Green Bay Packers visiting the Indiana Bears in beautiful Hammond, Indiana”

[MocklerHQ @MocklerHQ]

MAGA is not getting off easy tonight.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Oh, so a rapist can impregnate a woman against her will and then legally kill her if she tries to get an abortion. Republicans hate women.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Fucccccccccck youuuuuuuu. You did the same thing. Hypocrite ass.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

This is Adam Hoffman, a 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney. He faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy. Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He gets out in June.

Not an immigrant. Not a trans person. Not a Black or brown person. Every MAGA accusation is a confession.

Full story: https://t.co/cU1WnZK2pT

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

It’s wild that Joe Biden is responsible for all the problems a year and a half into Trump’s term but but got no such timeframe when he inherited a crisis that was completely botched by Trump.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

I TURNED ON THE TELEVISION TONIGHT AND SEAN HANNITY (AWFUL RATINGS) WAS RANTING FOR ALMOST THE ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA (INCREDIBLE PRESIDENT!) LIKE IT WAS 2010 STILL. FRANKLY, IT WAS SAD TO WATCH. “SLUMPY SEAN” IS LIKE THE GUY WHO “PEAKED” IN HIGH SCHOOL DESPERATELY TRYING TO RECREATE HIS SENIOR YEAR. MEANWHILE, OBAMA IS THRIVING, BUILDING HIS BEAUTIFUL LIBRARY, SAVING LIVES WITH OBAMACARE, HANGING WITH SPRINGSTEEN, AND LIVING HIS BEST LIFE WITH HIS AMAZING WIFE WHILE “SLUMPY SEAN” YELLS AT THE WALL. SEAN, THE 2010s ARE OVER!!! MOVE ON! IT’S 2026 AND WE NOW HAVE AMERICA’S FIRST ORANGE PRESIDENT ROAMING AROUND THE RETIREMENT HOME STARTING WARS ON TWITTER AT 3AM. VERY SAD TO SEE “SLUMPY” “GO” LIKE THIS! HE HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE “TOUCH.” BAD TV!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER! — Governor GCN

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Shohei Ohtani had been 1 of 2 pitchers to throw 30 innings and not allow a HR this season 🔥

That streak ended on Tuesday, he is now 3-7 in his career against the Astros, his most losses against a single team.