Edward White

dog owner, Chef, UNC basketball fanatic, connoisseur of hip-hop

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

"You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious." is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person.

[aRose Hospitality @Chef_aRose]

Want to help open a restaurant @SVFoodDrink about to go live passionate F&B people wanted 4 all FOH/BOH positions retweet or tweet @ me

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@hdubs128 i knew it was wrong and did it anyways. Googleing that is. #Gotmygrade10

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@hdubs128 I just got caught Googleing the bonnaroo lineup at the bar, totally threw you under the bus.

[Michael Ruhlman 🐀 @ruhlman]

look honey, label says gluten-free eggs. let's get these, they must be better because they're gluten-free!

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

This guy just ran up to me and told me how much I look like @louisck. Did he just call me a fat, self loathing asshole? #Nailedit

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

Back home from vacation. WHO THE HELL DID THIS?! Oh. That guy.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

People in Beaufort,SC are fucking rude. Except for me.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

How do I start a Twitter fight? #bourbonmakesmerandy #familyvacation #fuckbananagrams

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

Why the hell can't I use Game of Thrones references in Bananagrams?! It isn't even a real game. #Warg #grumpkin #bullshit

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

Mass horseshoe crab suicide? Nope, they are just shedding their shells. #thxgoogle

[RJD2 @rjd2]

Remember that brief window of history when rap records were allowed to reference each other via sampled quotes or lines? That was cool

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@ChefAdamRose @FredDexMS @StrawValleyCafe Anytime Chef, sipping on some of that leftover cider at home right now. With a bit o' bourbon.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

480 hor deurves in 2.5 hrs? Yeah, we can do that.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@Rieswagon defensive efforts? 47-7. Enough said. FSU gave yall a pitty fuck/touchdown there at the end. #Freeshoeupyourassdookie

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

In other news, had my 10 year high school reunion last night. I'm still not cool, or went to the wrong bar and got drunk. #Gotmygrade10

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

Quail confit, mushroom tart, endive, sherry glaze, fried shallot. Styling out old friends tonight.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@Rieswagon i was in the middle of talking cash shit when #dook ran back that touchdown.

[Edward White @Chef_Ed_White]

@Rieswagon I wanna yell stuff at you right now.