Chef ZoZo 🦍

I'm never late to a party. The party starts when I arrive. Let's cook!

@ApeCoin $APE ApeChain

[Chef ZoZo 🦍 @Chef_Zozo_]

Monday mood...

What's cooking today?

[NightGlyders @nightglyders]

Sinister Shadow⚔️

[Empire Alpha @EmpireAlphaHQ]

We are pleased to announce our collaboration with @whacky_whales!

Supply: 10,000
Chain: ETH
Price: TBD

Spots will be raffled to our community in discord so be sure to join up 👀

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

this has never worked

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Pumpfun ruined my life. A month ago I had $35k, now I’m down to $3k. Everything in crypto is bullshit scam and larps. I wish I had kept it and started doing some real business irl. All that’s left now is regret.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I finessed myself out of a terrible situation.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I got liquidated $60k worth of my 5 years in crypto. Because of greed I did not cut my loss or take profit. I had a limit take profit but there is $100 difference in perp dex and it didn't trigger. Hoping it would come back, but it didn't.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Round tripped 2017, lost it all again 2021. This time cashed out £650k, paid my mortgage off, started a new business, paid my taxes and still have plenty left. Forever grateful I stuck with it and glad I sold 2025, and not round tripped again

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Had so much conviction in the particular coins I bought.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

She has no idea we have life changing money

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I lost over $60K of other people’s money buying the top.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

My world feels flipped.

[Chef ZoZo 🦍 @Chef_Zozo_]

@nightglyders 0x7f1e03E3Ebe5f8652E486aB571225357E57E9c7e

[NightGlyders @nightglyders]

Trainers have stepped from the shadow no longer watching, but bonded.

Their ranks will be scarce.

United with their Glyders, awakening the Nocta fruit’s full power.

Interact below for a chance to earn your place. 🌀

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

An absolute joy watching all the crypto twitter shitfluencers complain about the algo because they're panicking about how to push their next pump and dump with no traction on their posts hahahahaha

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Went from 4k to 400k, cashed out less than 50k and lost everything. Invested again, run it to 800k only to go back to 60k. Tried it once more and reached 2.7M. I'm now 800k in debt. Worst thing? I still think I have an edge.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I have been active in crypto for nearly a decade. I hate what it has become. Get these fucking charlatans out of here. This was supposed to be something real.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Forever grateful to this space.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I turned 300$ into over 300k since the summer of last year tracking people trading memecoins. stabled 98% of it months ago and reset the trading wallet back to 10 sol to start over. I personally dont care how some of you may feel about tracking, that it's '' gay to do '', Then consider me zesty my guy this shit changed my life

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I bought XRP at around 33cents in 2021, held and sold at $2.50 this year.
I sold the lot, bought a house and I’m completely cash positive. I’m glad to be away from it all, it changed my life.

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Every 3 months, I think I’m too manly for allergies so I stop taking my allergy meds. I also didn’t pay taxes on $10,000 worth of crypto earnings.