Casey Parkman

I cook, I write, I librarianize. That sort of stuff.

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@borificus82 You still coming to Starkvegas tomorrow?

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@BKT_ManCub Dumbass.

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In the battle of stupid people vs. my willpower, I think my willpower is fading quickly.

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@BKT_ManCub Since you're at state, that means you can holler at a bro pretty easily. Better do it.

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@heatherleanne Damn! Is it?

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@borificus82 wuss.

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@heatherleanne i have had to pledge people while sick, cant imagine pledging w food poison

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@heatherleanne There's good sausage in our cafeteria? That hadda suck.

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@heatherleanne You had a bad experience with sausage at the W? W ain't exactly a sausage-fest!

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I've had way too many IT Crowd moments for one day. And the day really hasn't even started.

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"No, ma'am. We don't take a debit card for $00.50. This is a library."

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Just showed a woman how to cut & paste to a Word doc. She asked if that e-mailed it to her teacher. Sweet Christ.

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Going away for Christmas. Back sometime. Or not. Dunno. Stuff.

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@heatherleanne Yeah, I've had friends like that. Just seem to rub it in your face whether on purpose or not.

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@heatherleanne What a terrible problem she has. I feel I make that in negative numbers what with college loans, etc.

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@heatherleanne That's a friend what needs a slapping.

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Jou know Obama wants me to get a sex change, get preggers, then abort my baby? It's in there, I swear!

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Currently reading Obama's Bible of Satanic Rituals, otherwise known as the health care bill.

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@heatherleanne OMG! I did, didn't I?! Balls! I said balls twice! Balls!

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@heatherleanne If I got my jingle balls mixed up, it may hurt a bit. Balls.