Sadam Chefter

The @QFL69 very own Adam Schefter. *not affiliated with real Adam Schefter* *parody account*

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The hits keep on coming for the Detroit Lions. 3rd round pick Parker Braun has been arrested for DUI and possession of a unlicensed firearm. With a domestic battery and human trafficking charge already on his record expect a multiple game suspension for the young lineman.

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@MikeSullivan Please text my stepbrother back he misses your tight body

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Sorry you didn’t get a bid

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Making history by bringing a lifetime of excellence, Kim Ng steps to the helm as GM. #JuntosMiami

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Did someone say burner twitter?

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It appears that a self-proclaimed commissioner is also tied to the alleged secret cheating ring. Absolute black stain on the once proud legacy of the Quarantine Football League.

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Bombshell news coming out of the QFL tomorrow

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Group of GMs conspiring amongst eachother to give themselves an unfair advantage in a friendly money league? “It might technically not be illegal but it’s definitely fucking lame” an AFC scout tells me.

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@ABreedz No, fuck that guy

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This news might lead to the end of the league as we know it

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@ChefterSadam Grumblings of a cheating scandal.. can you confirm?

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Documents reveal although all 5 were frequent guests of the Epstein estate it was Tom Turner and Mr. Worldwide who were the closest. Logging 113 trips on Epstein’s private jet “The Lolita Express” and exchanging over 1475 texts in a group chat titled “Pussy Destruction Committee”

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Major news coming out of the QFL today

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Among those implicated: Packers GM Tom Turner, Ravens Coach John Harbaugh, Colts GM Ken Kosinski, Cowboys GM Jeremy Onofrio, and Lions Coach “Mr. Worldwide” or more commonly known by his alias, Pitbull.

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Rodgers making it clear how much more he liked playing for alt-right icon and serial misogynist David Dudek.

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Wow, harsh words coming out of the Rodgers camp

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@BrooksMorgan1 @QFL69 We followed up with the GM after his concerning lack of a response to anti-semitism allegations, but ESPNs very own Mike Greenberg was met with a “go f%*k yourself, and f#%k Doug Gottlieb too” from the Redskins GM. Wow.

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@BrooksMorgan1 @QFL69 We reached out to redskins GM and he clarified that the standout rookie was actually saying “my love for my n!%£a’s is real” which some mistook as a pro-Israel comment. “We thoroughly vet all prospects. Something like this would not have fallen through the cracks” -Mirza claims

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News from Philadelphia: After 45 days of quarantine it appears GM Davide Dudek is still violently transphobic. According to some, even moreso than before. “I can’t believe he’s like this I want to cry” Bears GM and Peter Buttigieg superfan Anthony Perrier pens in heartfelt letter

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Midnight Maddness: In the dark of the night the Titans remain sneaky. Tennessee signs QB John O’Korn to a 1 year deal. He negotiated his own deal with the team because “he’s an elite venture capitalist”