Cirque du Jerk

I am the grandson of the posters they couldn’t ban.

[Cirque du Jerk @ChekhovsGunshow]

@scrowder Well, thank goodness you got divorced, now you can use all that time you spent yelling at your wife to go back to bothering college kids.

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@keith_mchenry @Gritty20202

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@DorianSaysHello @Srirachachau Do you really want to give credit for stopped clock shit? Sure, he has those ideas, but for the dumbest imaginable reasons.

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@xKing_Dizzyx @isthat_kt @InternetJulian Another day, another doofus who doesn't understand the distinction between private and personal property. No, you're not gonna have to share your toothbrush under socialism.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

santa claus doesn’t even go down the chimney anymore. He uses explosives to breach your front door and then flashbangs your dog

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@MuskTillDawn 100% ragebait, but I still wish him the absolute worst.

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@lllliatttt I had a stranger tell me that I had a kind smile, and not a damn thing could get me down for the rest of the day.

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@wobblymami @wlotspod You spelled euthanized wrong.

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@bigkiitten @SandyFrizzle Username "4188" is ever so slightly suspicious.

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@design2live @fuckyouiquit Under the current system you're paying for that, as well as astronomical executive salaries, bloated bureaucracy, and the hundreds of millions they spend on lobbying. If you think single payer healthcare is a bad deal, take a closer look at the current reality.

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@InRangeTV Your content is really good, but this shit is softer than elevator music. You weren't put in the stocks, you got some reasonable, mostly mild criticism from people on the internet. If you're such an ally, maybe a good first step is not acting so persecuted.

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@postoctobrist We should be looking at that graph and concluding that we need more nimble rapid response vehicles to reduce medical call response times. I'd rather have a motorcycle medic with a basic medical kit get to me in three minutes than a huge fire engine get to me in 10.

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@postoctobrist This is a dumb conclusion to draw from this graph. But the size of fire engines in the US, and the fact that they're primarily responding to medical calls, is a huge impediment to safer US urban design. Not Just Bikes dropped a great video on the topic. https://t.co/Xmk9fqEzmJ

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@QueerArmorer The fact that the answer on legality from the agency responsible for enforcing firearms regs is basically, "Well, maybe, it depends on how we're feeling that day" really makes my asshole itch.

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@murderxbryan You might not find ties through online research, but if you go in person, it quickly becomes clear that the "dressing up for recreation" crowd tends to extend that interest to multiple facets of how they enjoy themselves.

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

@tim_cook This ad effectively convinced me I need less technology in my life.

[What's Left of the South Podcast🌽🍞☭🔻 @wlotspod]

Kick reactionaries out of the movement

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@FreshKDS, when are you going to fix your system so we're not losing money on our busiest day of the year to date?

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@notliamanders0n Shake it like it owes you money, serve over ice, garnish with a Luxardo cherry.

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@notliamanders0n The Jungle Bird is an elite tiki drink if you want to feel a little sophisticated while you black out.

1.5 oz rum (I like Flor de Caña 5 year, best cheap rum I've ever had)
.35 oz Campari
1.5 oz pineapple juice
.5 oz lime juice
.5 oz simple