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I feel the same way about our political duopoly as I do about our supermarket duopoly.. I shop at Aldi!

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@garyplayer @ryanfoxgolfer @TheOpen @RandA A nod to his All Black heritage over the last 6 holes as Foxy produced golf’s version of the “Māori Sidestep”. Magnificent!

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@MarkAllenGolf @ryanfoxgolfer From the sand save at 12 to beating the NBA shot clock on the final putt that golden sun drenched 90 odd minutes was the golfing version of the Jonah Lomu sidestep. Simply magnificent!!

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@Luke_Elvy Bryson.
As they say in Uzbekistan:
It only takes one goat…

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@nicko_316 @PaulFMcNamee Exactly what did you think Bryson was doing in there Nick? Wiping dogshit off his Reeboks? Auditioning for a remake of American History X? Doing a LeBron impersonation??

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@LouStagner Ask Ben Johnson

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@ThePicassoChad @eighteenholes18 That “stride” looked like he was auditioning for the remake of American History X..

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@Mike_kim714 Wow! Big statement from a guy who’s not even the best Kim in world golf! I wonder how many threes guys would make with a medicine ball..

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@tcgillis Exactly! Bryson looked like he was auditioning for the remake of American History X

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@TalkBirdie_ToMe I can lip read. Bryson is saying, animatedly:
It was right here! My credibility!! I had it when I walked in here! It was right there! And now it’s GONE!! Maybe it fell out of my pocket when I stomped on this tuft of fescue but I’m telling you I had it and now I don’t!!

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@nr147 “In my short time playing golf” was the obvious giveaway Neil. Maybe stay in your sporting lane where a guy in a tuxedo vacuums your lie if there is a speck of chalk dust you can’t deal with.

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@jerichsen66 I wonder how that clump of fescue feels after being stomped on..

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@PaigeSpiranac Nice to hear from YouTube’s resident expert on breaching Rule 8.1.

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@PeterFinchGolf I think he just needs to turn the Paige on this one Pete..😉

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@FootyEnthusia @DerrickLawter One man’s “step” is another man’s “stomp”…

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@atm_show @MattVincenziPGA I agree. Rory wouldn’t have been cheating in the first place.

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@Bender_Aus Inhuman Nature

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@JacintaAllanMP Can’t wait to get some virtual stitches for this actual machete wound

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@RalphyHeraldSun How do we feel if that costs Morris a Coleman Medal???