yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out
@UPS can you please tell your drivers to stop signing off on deliveries that have NOT been delivered?! They just put down the most common receiver name at the office (mine) but I didn’t sign for anything and our deliveries are not here!!!!
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
What is @Airbnb gonna do about hosts that list their property for sale and cancel guest’s reservations a month before or ask their guests a week in advance if they can have showings WHILE you’re staying at the property!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cirie came into #Survivor50 as an extreme outlier in an uneven cast. Her legend status preceded her. She should’ve been gone night 1.
Instead, she lasted 12 episodes. For 11 weeks they let her run rampant, floating like a butterfly, swinging like a pendulum & deciding the votes. She dodged twists, read bluffs & ingratiated to the point of unparalleled individual dominance. She was a bright spot in an often frustrating season. She added to her extensive resume, showed new sides of her brilliance & gave us 11 weeks we shouldn’t have had. In that time, she brought us all a lot of joy. For that, I’ll always be grateful.
Chin up Cirie nation. We’re the lucky ones #Survivor