Chel Squared

A podcast created by @ChelneyAndrew dedicated to the latest news, rumors, and just the right amount of hot takes around the NHL. New episode every Tuesday.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

NEW: Now that hockey is back on ESPN, @BillClement10 would consider coming back to the booth...

Under one condition.

Listen to the full conversation on all streaming platforms: https://t.co/bijwhpEIHX

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

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[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

With all of the blue check marks teasing Kadri to the Islanders for months now without actually saying it, it would be simply a historic L + ratio if Kadri ends up going to some random team he was never linked to before

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

@GrindLinePod sure, but all the top guys made it seem like Kadri to the Isles was guaranteed for weeks and weeks

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

With all of the blue check marks teasing Kadri to the Islanders for months now without actually saying it, it would be simply a historic L + ratio if Kadri ends up going to some random team he was never linked to before

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

UH OH

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

word to @EthanGSN

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Erik Gudbranson is gonna make $1.5 million more than Patrice Bergeron in 2022-23😭

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

famously the only good players in the nhl are over 6 feet tall. everybody shorter than that is dressed up as oompa loompas and are made to be sideshow attractions

[Grant McCagg @grantmccagg]

@Noah_B24 I saw this tweet 10000 times last year...just substitute the name Wright. But we never learn to stop being presumptuous, do we? Bedard is a 5-8 winger. If ANY others come close to playing as well, they will go ahead of him. That's just the reality.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

It's the exact same game with different cover art and more micro transactions #insiderrrrrrrrrr

[Nasher @TheNasher61]

NEED #NHL23 NEWS ASAP.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

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[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Have fun with that San Jose

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

The Penguins woke up this morning with 9 NHL defenseman under contract and after trading two of them away today they still have 9 NHL defenseman under contract.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Insiders got beat by the team account again LOL

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

Big John is comin' to Jerz. �🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

Big John is comin' to Jerz. �🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

Big John is comin' to Jerz. 😤

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Officially the worst contract of the day. Wow that's bad for Columbus

[Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie]

Erik Gudbranson to CBJ, four years, $4M AAV.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Chicago traded DeBrincat and Dach for a turkey sandwich in order to tank but are also overpaying for AA and Domi because of...reasons?

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Maybe don't give Tony DeAngelo the key to the city if you wanted to keep Lindblom

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

I think everyone, including the Flyers look forward to the next chapter in Oskar Lindblom’s story. Happy to report there’s free agent interest in Lindblom. Philadelphia was gutted in having to the make the decision they did to move on.

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

EIGHT years?

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Hearing that the Cup champion Avalanche have agreed to an 8-year extension with Valeri Nichushkin.
@TSNHockey @TheAthletic

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Lmao

[Sam Carchidi @BroadStBull]

DeAngelo: "I'm absolutely not racist at all." #Flyers

[Chel Squared @ChelSquared]

Chuck Fletcher traded away a 2nd, a 3rd, and a 4th for a player nobody else wanted and then handed him $10 million over two years.

I never want to see anybody ever again tell me that GMs know more and are smarter than the rest of us. This move is hilariously bad for Philadelphia