Saying “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee”
- Rude and cliché
- Morning-specific
- Indicates that you want post-coffee conversation
Saying “Don’t talk to me”
- Still rude but less cliché
- Applies to all times of day
- Not contingent on coffee consumption
Ladies, just because hot girl summer is over; doesn’t mean you have to stop being a hot girl. IT’S thotum. Go get ya ass in a pumpkin patch, sprinkle that pumpkin spice seasoning on ya tiddies and send spooky nudes. GHOST HIM 🎃